Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
h a l f b a k e r y
Bite me.

idea: add, search, annotate, link, view, overview, recent, by name, random

meta: news, help, about, links, report a problem

account: browse anonymously, or get an account and write.

user:
pass:
register,


                                                     

Please log in.
Before you can vote, you need to register. Please log in or create an account.

pottybed

hospital bed with built in pan
  (+4)
(+4)
  [vote for,
against]

A Hospital Bed that you can slide the bedpan under it and an electronic piece will slide away(mabey with just a remote button)for peopole who have just had surgery and have a difficult time lifting up onto one.Especially for women who usually end up making messes in their bed anyway when not sitting on it properly or at the wrong angle.Something like a trapdoor sort of thing made in the shape of a toilet seat.
dmcelwai, Nov 27 2000

but, why only in hospitals? http://www.aec.at/center/proj/cavee.html
hit me! [absterge, Nov 27 2000, last modified Oct 04 2004]

A search for potty / bot / Baldwin will yield many pages, but this should get you started https://www.baldwin...21/spacetrawler-78/
Seriously, go binge read Spacetrawler - you will be glad you did [normzone, Dec 01 2017]

When I was a much younger man, I incurred the wrath of an old gypsy woman http://wildguzzi.co...php?topic=91136.330
[normzone, Dec 06 2017]

[link]






       An excellent idea - especially for home use, for exceptionally lazy people.

And (belated) welcome to the Halfbakery!
hippo, Dec 01 2017
  

       Alas, poor [dmcelwai].   

       When run through an anagram generator, the username can be best interpreted as " Came Wild ".   

       And Came Wild has come and gone. Received this user account, posted this idea the same day, and then never heard from again. Perhaps some ailment claimed them.   

       However, the username has seen some other traffic, and links may be found associating it with one Danielle McElwain.   

       Lastly, let us not disregard Christopher Baldwin / Space Trawler / Potty-Bot.
normzone, Dec 01 2017
  

       She built the bed, it was impressive. Incredible even. I saw it in the accident report. So sensible - in one way - to establish it above the deep cess pit, considering what she planned to do in the trial run. And I can vouch that the enema was given correctly. Yet the trap door was far too big and she was such a small person, and liked such slippery pyjamas
DDRopDeadly, Dec 01 2017
  

       //links may be found associating it with one Danielle McElwain.// Dear cod! You mean to tell me that some of these halfbakery names have real people associated with them? If I'd known I'd have been much more polite.
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 01 2017
  

       It's possible Danielle took this site at face value, (as a database of ideas), added an idea, then moved on with ... you know, that thing ... begins with an 'L' ...
pertinax, Dec 03 2017
  

       Lunch
hippo, Dec 03 2017
  

       Something similar is done when people have cholera to ensure that hydration and electrolyte balance can be maintained.   

       Is someone making it their mission to churn HB palaeontological strata here?
nineteenthly, Dec 03 2017
  

       its just horrible to think these people move on, calmly, without a glance back. Can we not agree she’s in the cess pit?
DDRopDeadly, Dec 03 2017
  

       What we need is an HB Retrieval Team, who can don dark glasses, step out into the real world, find these deserters and bring them back.   

       Priority would be given to deserters who have left grammatical errors behind ("A Hospital Bed that you can slide the bedpan under it").
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 03 2017
  

       // step out into the real world //   

       Wait, what's this "real world" thing of which you hu-mons speak ? Your words are strange to us ...
8th of 7, Dec 03 2017
  

       [19thly] Yes!
hippo, Dec 03 2017
  

       Good! It's a dirty job but someone's got to do it.
nineteenthly, Dec 04 2017
  

       narrow down search with use of word ‘mabey’.   

       PS this is not intended to sound stalkerish, just desperately nostalgic.   

       “so we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past”
DDRopDeadly, Dec 04 2017
  

       // this is not intended to sound stalkerish, just gently nostalgic //   

       Tell us again, why do you come here ?
8th of 7, Dec 04 2017
  

       For the flapper girls, jazz and prohibited alcohol, by the sound of it. Or maybe a very large collection of shirts.
pertinax, Dec 04 2017
  

       The shirts mainly. And the green light
DDRopDeadly, Dec 04 2017
  

       If this were the main internet, there would be an article entitled ‘the real reason we don’t hear about Danielle McElwain anymore’ . Then hint of dreadful scandal.. (which turns out to be she pee’d in her front garden)
DDRopDeadly, Dec 06 2017
  

       "peeed"?
nineteenthly, Dec 06 2017
  

       More clickbait - " See what Danielle McElwain looks like now ! "
normzone, Dec 06 2017
  

       Even more clickbait ... "See what [nomzone] looks like now ! "   

       And then ask your doctor if prescription-strength anti-nauseant are right for you.   

       Like there's a realistic alternative ...
8th of 7, Dec 06 2017
  

       Oh, that's not that difficult - the link will show you. I'm in the middle of demonstrating a prescription strength OTC medication too.   

       And it's right for you (speeded up voice) " not a real doctor, just plays one - people with allergies to hops should drink moonshine, your legal liability is your own "
normzone, Dec 06 2017
  

       //the link will show you// Wait - the three old guys sitting on the steps in the photo - isn't that a still from Deliverance?
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 06 2017
  

       It was a Moto Guzzi geekfest - I have never met people more interested in comparing widgetry across three successive years of the same make / model.   

       And the guys you refer to rode several hundred miles from Arizona to show up to our event because a few years ago some of my locals did the same to show up to their event. I dread to think of the karmic burden I have incurred.
normzone, Dec 06 2017
  
      
[annotate]
  


 

back: main index

business  computer  culture  fashion  food  halfbakery  home  other  product  public  science  sport  vehicle