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relationship breaking trojan horse

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Seriously, why haven't we seen anything like this yet?

Basically its a very simple app that checks if you have facebook/myspace or something.

If you do, it will also check if you are in a relationship. If you are, then it takes the name of that person, and scans all contact methods, e.g. your instant messaging.

Once it has every method to reach your girl/boy friend. It will immediately make you single, and do a public message that you are breaking up with her on every channel. (It will also make a 'personal' message to your significant other to inform her personally that you are breaking up with her to be with *random named chick on facebook*)

There is more that can be done with this program, but I'm sure I shall just leave it to the virus writer to think it up further.

Tl;dr A Trojan/Virus/Worm horse that communicates on the internet that you are breaking up with your girl/boyfriend.

mofosyne, Nov 07 2010

http://www.youtube....watch?v=3vFhBqu50bM Yeah I know iit's not anything like your idea but I laughed my ass off the first time I saw it. [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Nov 08 2010]

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[phundug, Nov 08 2010]

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       I was recently contemplating a virus-in-facebook type idea to post here. I didn't do it, just cause I thought it wouldn't bring much discussion, and I don't remember my idea as of right now, but ... + for proving me slightly wrong.
daseva, Nov 07 2010
  

       evil (+)
Voice, Nov 07 2010
  

       Wouldn’t your significant other just turn to you and say “hey, someone’s been hacking into your account!”
pocmloc, Nov 07 2010
  

       Heh.
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       hmmm... why not stop at girlfriend... instead how about making the virus de-friend and slander 50% of all your friends.
mofosyne, Nov 08 2010
  

       Why stop at 50%?
pocmloc, Nov 08 2010
  

       Because second hand rumors that the guy/girl is a douchbag is somehow more effective than just doing it straight up to every single person.   

       I know, its sad isn't it :p ?
mofosyne, Nov 08 2010
  

       I just got dumped, again. This is very timely. +
blissmiss, Nov 08 2010
  

       Sort of redundant with [link], just more 2010's
phundug, Nov 08 2010
  
      
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