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smileator
implants that allows you to smile longer | |
provide electical current to the muscles controling the mouth so that you can smile longer in social situations.
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This would also make a great party trick- like Eddie Murphy did to Morgan Fairchild in the movie "Holy Man". |
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Would it come with white face-paint and green hair dye? |
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Two additional applications: |
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- There are illnesses that inhibit facial expressions. This is terrible particularly for children who have a hard time socializing with their peers as a result. Nerve transplants have been used to give some of the sufferers a way of deliberately triggering a smile; this would be an alternative. |
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- There's the notion that exercising muscles involved in smiles actually makes people feel better. (I have no idea whether this is scientifically true; but even if it's just a pleasant lie, it might motivate people to buy something.) Smileators would therefore be a "natural", safe alternative to antidepressants. |
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<grin> I was wondering if anyone would get that...The Joker has green hair and white face. |
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No, the Batman movie didn't have a machine, it had a type of poison gas. |
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One of the Halloween Simpsons episodes had hooks that would make you smile, though... |
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i alwasy thought is was best to let people know how you really feel. if you are faking a smile for for the plastic people, who is better off? |
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I have a low thyroid, and one of the symptoms is
diminished facial expressiveness. For years and years
people would comment on how "cool" I was, or assumed I
was a junky... Your idea has merit, let me tell you! |
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This is a good idea. I could have used a temporary one of these on my wedding day, but a politician could put a permanent one to good use on the campaign trail and beyond! |
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You ever tried to smile for four hours straight? |
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Real smiles are produced by different muscles, controlled by different nerves, than fake ("social") smiles. The muscles used in real, spontaneous, smiles cannot be voluntarily activated. Even those accomplished at faking emotions (e.g., actors) appear to invoke the emotion, not the expression, voluntarily (the so-called “Method” Acting); the expression follows the emotion, and is not directly evoked.
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The fake smile “uses just the /zygomatic major/ muscle and hence animates only the mouth. The /orbicularis oculi/, the cheek puller, lies still….” (McNeil, D., /The Face: A Natural History/, p.249)
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There appear to be good evolutionary reasons for this: signals that can be faked are inherently less reliable than signals that directly report on the signaler's state of mind or body (This is a slight misreading of Zahavi, A., & A. Zahavi, /The Handicap Principle/, 1997 as the Zahavis emphasize that the signal should be costly to the signaler, the signal’s cost vouching for its veracity). Nevertheless, “[s]ince few can exploit it, the face code is believable” (McNeil, p.182). |
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Far cheaper solution.. just stuff a coathanger in your mouth... |
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going through all the above annos, <DaveSt>'s coat hanger made me smile the most (:D |
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Mask application:
Great idea! Especially the anti-depressant angle. Might look a little strange on the subway...
Always wondered if by somehow using a computer-controlled collar of some kind that accessed twitched and/or pulled ALL the facial muscles, you might be able to subtly and temporarily make radical change to someone's facial appearance--in effect use their muscles + something like a smiletor to create an electronic mask. Or several different masks...I think I know people who don't actually need this device, come to think of it--they get by on their character... |
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Russell Crowe needs this. From the movies I've seen him in (maybe three or four), I've deduced that he is unable to smile. Poor man! |
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Speaking of actors, a sophisticated version of this, that is, something that has "recorded" facial expressions, might be used by actors in a dramatic setting... You know, like it reads in the program of the Broadway show, "Pre-recorded dramatic emotional tracks laid down by Nic Cage for Mr. Crowe."
I think something like this that can access all facial muscles and stimulate them would also be very useful as a communications device and as a way to learn FACS. I suspect you might want a part that contacts the neck to stimulate ligature there and another bit that goes into the mouth, like a bridge, that has better access to the facial muscles around the mouth and eyes. If the two parts were electronically linked this might provide harmonious twitching. On the other hand all that RF bouncing around your skull would likely kill ya.
Still, the possibilities, theraputic, dramatic, for purposes of disguise, new electronic medium, educational (learning facial action coding system, god-knows what else) seem broad-based. But is it possible? And will there be porn immediately? |
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[snarfyguy] Russell should look no further than Tom Cruise, who has been using the device for many years now. I believe he has also been supplying it to Miss World contestants for some time... |
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