Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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the last meal
humane euthenasia: poison
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When grandma decides that she no longer wants the pain and indignity of sitting in a hospital waiting to die, the Last Meal is the perfect way to go. Extensive planning makes it the perfect dinner, just for her. She drifts off to sleep with a full belly, having eaten real steak and eggs for the first time in ten years, followed by rasberry ice cream and good burbon, she drifts off to sleep in warm contentment, surrounded by her family or a group of actors who she thinks is her family, never to awaken.

Voice, Aug 16 2006

M*A*S*H did this for a denist. http://www.geocitie...dabros/com/mash.jpg
Suicide Is Painless [ldischler, Aug 17 2006]

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       ...along with Aunt Ethel, who simply couldn't resist the chocolate dessert.   

       Humane euthanasia - now there's an oxymoron. I think you just want her money.

DrCurry, Aug 16 2006
  

       so why not bone every idea under suicide?

Voice, Aug 16 2006
  

       Didn't he?

rcarty, Aug 16 2006
  

       Somehow I don't think Voice is in the market for this as a consumer.

jutta, Aug 17 2006
  

       Why not set loose a serial killer in her ward? *lol*

thepowerofone, Aug 17 2006
  

       [marked-for-deletion] euthansia isn't new, last meals arn't new, and killing people with poisoned food isn't new.

rcarty, Aug 17 2006
  

       Actually, why don't they feed a death row inmate liquor before killing him? This sounds very humane to me. One bottle of bourbon, issued to him ounce by ounce, and three hours later he's lying collapsed on his cell bed, and wouldn't wake up if you injected him or electrocuted him or anything else.

phundug, Aug 17 2006
  

       rc: this appears to be an idea for a service combining those things, which may well be novel. It's certainly not Widely Baked in the US.

DrCurry, Aug 17 2006
  
      
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