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tread or deadmill
treadmill that motivates the exerciser with the threat of a painfull death if they should fall behind. | |
This death mill is designed like most treadmills but at the back end of the treadmill , where your carpet would normally be sits a number of optional deadly traps.
a- the pit of spikes.
b- acid vat
c-gasoline vat ( comes with open flame velcro strap)
d-hydraulic head squasher
"I lost forty pounds
in forty minutes"
- holland bennett
"He was doing so well for a while, we really thought he could make it"
- belinda valentino
more of the same
http://www.halfbake...ps_20you_20running)
[futurebird, May 27 2000, last modified Oct 04 2004]
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Should have used it to decide the leader of Britains's Conservative Party !
Wipe the smile off bot-bandit Portillo's face ! |
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