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tri-kini
itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot tri-kini
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Complimentary summer swimwear for Siamese sleeve of Seduction (winter wear)

Summer is here and it's time to hit the beach..... "I'm going to give this new tri- kini a whirl - I'm tired of lying on the beach on my own" pouted Sally to the mirror.

Once on the beach Sally lay back under a blazing sky, her half vacant tri-kini displayed invitingly beside her on the warm sandy towel....

Note - tri-kinis are fully adjustable with sliding tie sides and come in several styles - shown here is from the most popular and daring cut away f+m range in yellow polka dots.


xenzag, Jun 26 2006

tri-kini http://web.mac.com/...bover/tri-kini.html
tri-kini [xenzag, Jun 26 2006]

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       Weird.

nihilo, Jun 26 2006
  

       wouldn't it fall down while vacant?

tcarson, Jun 26 2006
  

       We're counting on it.

methinksnot, Jun 26 2006
  

       trikini etiquette:   

       'Excuse me madam, is this gusset taken?'   

       'The water's so cold today, you could probably take that pouch in a bit.'   

       'Is that a trikini, or have you just been dieting?'   

       ... and which toilet would you use?

pertinax, Jun 26 2006
  

       I'm partial to the uni-kini, uh, watching not wearing.   

         

       Honest.   

       Tetrakinis are tetralicious.

nihilo, Jun 27 2006
  
      
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