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As you may know, a lot of internet famous people post
aspect of there lives online for your review, that is, except
what may be the most noteworthy moment in their lives,
act of childbirth.
Obviously even out society has some hangups about putting
childbirthing videos on ones
social media, but I belove this
problem could be easily remedied the sensitive areas could
be removed. If live filters could be added to the video
simmilar to those weird animated dog tongues you can add
to your instigram pictures. Sp pbasically you could film
videos of a chidbirth on your ohone, add the filters and the
sensitive area would be replaced with something else, so
it would look like the baby was coming out of something
1) a starburst/sunflare
2) a cabbage patch
3)a birds nest
4) fog / could be white/gold/brown/purple/green sparkly
6)a double rainbow
7)the looney tunes bullseye that bugs bunny and porky pig
Here's an idea.
Big banner with "Welcome Filbert T Snurd, 5 pounds, 6 ounces!" [doctorremulac3, Mar 14 2019]
||//simmilar to those weird animated dog tongues you can add
to your instigram pictures// Problem solved, shirley?
||I am sorry to hear that you belove this problem.
||Clever solution to the problem of people filming babies
being born. Not as good as just not doing it, but a solid
||Nobody posts one of these and stays married.
||*vulva (/r/badwomensanatomy subscriber here)
||I recently read a very interesting twitter depbate
where a linguits/communications professor argued
that while vulva is the the more medically correct
term, Vagina is also fine because it have become the
more common word to describe that thing.
||PS I prefer the term "Party Hole" myself.