h a l f b a k e r yWarm and Fussy
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Try the Michael Jackson approach, wear one glove. |
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Very fortunate there was a second half to that sentance. |
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Carry gloves as well as your umbrella with you when the weather turns cold. |
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Glue an ambidextrous mitten to the umbrella handle so it won't get lost. Ever. |
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Carry a spare sock to slip onto your umbrella hand. |
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Hire a homeless person to follow you around holding your umbrella for you. (Allow them to wear a spare sock as a glove). |
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Move to a country where the rain is always warm. |
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Wear an umbrella hat and keep both hands in your pockets. |
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<Now, aren't you sorry you asked?> |
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We have done heated umbrellas before, I seem to recall. Though maybe not: I can only find tangental references. |
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Anything aimed at preventing the state of being both cold and wet gets my croissant [+] |
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