Business: Please Hold
1-900-COLLECT   (+3, -4)  [vote for, against]
Save a buck, and get a phone f**k

In the US, there's an abundance of collect calling companies. They all offer basically the same service, the only real difference being price. Now, the benefit of this plan isn't that it costs less than any other service. Rather, while connecting your call and collecting the billing information, the operator talks dirty to you. Best of all, it's a collect call--you're billing your phone sex to someone else!
-- TheJeff, May 18 2004

All phone-queuing systems should have this
-- hippo, May 18 2024


//Save a buck, and get a phone f**k//
"Your name is Buck. And you're here to fuck." [Door slams]
Brutal.
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-- DrBob, May 18 2024


[TheJeff] posted this idea and several others in May of 2004, and was never heard from again. The user name has some small traffic on the interweb (which is a connected series of pipes).
-- normzone, May 19 2024


I was so joyous that it was just the four of us sane people I forgot what I wanted to argue about. So being the lady I am I'll end this as the once infamous waugs would say, "I don't give a rat's ass either way."
-- blissmiss, May 19 2024



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