For those who really want a bucolic, leisurely lifestyle in their retirement but still want to see the sights, BubbaCo Moobile Homes has just the answer.

With a self-mowing, self-fertilising lawn: unlimited travel and a ready supply of fresh beef to hand, we have the antidote to your stressful working life, if you are ready to retire to the country life, that is.

Our moobile homes are splendidly appointed, large, airy and very economical to move along. In fact, they find their own fuel, provided you stop somewhere grassy and with a supply of water available. In effect, you get to go where the cows want to go if you're too lazy to decide.

Each home comes with a herd of 20 cattle who are each... well, many of them, anyway, literally as strong as an ox.

With our amazing array of standard fitments and gadgets, including electrical generator, washing machine, grain mill and dishwasher, all powered by a powerplant generating a couple of cowpower, your trip of the countryside you've always longed to see at your own pace is within your reach.

The feature list ensures you get to do it at a comfort level your great-great-grandparents can only have dreamed about (if our features had been invented back then).

BubbaCo will throw in a free CFC Trap "Cow Fart Catcher Trap" for those of you concerned about possible environmental damage your Moobile House may potentially generate.

** Each Moobile Home comes with a month's free training on the lost arts of roundup, branding, dehorning, castration, feeding, drenching, worming, dipping, milking, separating, butter-churning, calving, inspanning, outspanning, hobbling, slaughtering and butchering. [For this month only, we'll even throw in a trained cattle dog and a bullock whip, to get you started.]
-- UnaBubba, Sep 07 2009

Written for a friend who has recently retired, sold his house and most other possessions and bought a Winnebago style camper, to set off around the country with his wife and dog.
-- UnaBubba, Sep 07 2009



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