Sport: Olympics
Add CGI peril to televised Olympic events   (+27, -2)  [vote for, against]

The 100m sprint with a computer-generated cheetah chasing each runner, the long jump over a computer-generated pool of snapping crocodiles, the javelin spearing a computer-generated evil henchman as it lands, etc.
-- hippo, Aug 21 2008

Animalympics http://www.youtube....L_Q&feature=related
"46 Seconds - not bad for a fatso!" [Jinbish, Aug 21 2008]

For [theleopard] http://pirates.emuc...thlon/c64/main.html
Daley Thompson's Decathalon - the game that crippled a thousand joysticks. A week. [Jinbish, Aug 21 2008]

For all sports, please. Anything to make people running round a field, hitting a ball with a stick, et cetera more interesting. [+]
-- Srimech, Aug 21 2008


I remember my first ever experience on a rowing machine at a gym: it included a display screen with program that had a 'shark chase'.

Not quite peril, but you could add sprinting animals to the races. Usain Bolt against a crocodile (Bolt Jenkins - see linky), Michael Phelps versus an otter (!?).
-- Jinbish, Aug 21 2008


Slightly different, but I used to think it would be good to dub 8-bit games console sound effects over the top of the Olympics. Imagine the triple jump, the javelin and the hurdles with Mario jumping noises and shoot-em up lasers and the like.
-- theleopard, Aug 21 2008


I used to have that game! A sure-fire way of developing arthritis at the age of 9.
-- theleopard, Aug 21 2008


Yep. Kids have it easy these days. Wii Fit, my arse.
-- Jinbish, Aug 21 2008


(+) Synchronized swimming with piranhas.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Aug 21 2008


+ what [Srimech] said...let's make it interesting!
-- xandram, Aug 21 2008


use monkey and pigsy from the olympics trailer for something please.
-- po, Aug 21 2008


Wouldn't it be simpler to use real cheetahs?
-- wagster, Aug 21 2008


// real cheetahs //

Now THAT gets our vote ! [+]

Marathon runners being chased by a virtual velociraptor would be good .... but bluescreen/CGI can only go so far. The Long Jump where the first part of the pit is full of live venomous snakes would be excellent. Putting the shot, but with a live grenade - throw it far enough, and you not onl get a medal, you get to live, too. And for the equestian events, a pack of hungry lions would add that extra frisson of authenticity ....
-- 8th of 7, Aug 22 2008


//Putting the shot, but with a live grenade // It wouldn't be heavy enough, would it?
-- pertinax, Aug 23 2008


If it was heavy enough, then you wouldn't be able to get far enough away. Somewhere in between there must be a happy medium where most competitors live but the odd few die.
-- wagster, Aug 23 2008


"Darwin Olympics" = survival of the fittest, literally ?
-- 8th of 7, Aug 23 2008


Nice idea!

Being an ex-pole vaulter, I can imagine the fun of jumping over a giraffe.
-- django, Aug 24 2008



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