This is a set of towels with stainless steel, brass, or titanium tips securely stitched onto the corners, looking somewhat like a steel tipped cowboy boot. If shit hits the fan and the only thing you have time to grab is your towel, you'll be ready! Vogons beware!
-- 21 Quest, Aug 06 2023

steel tipped cowboy boot https://www.shoesma...boots-metal-tip.jpg
[Voice, Aug 06 2023]

Er, to roll up like a rat tail and whip at enemies?
-- whatrock, Aug 06 2023


Exactly!
-- 21 Quest, Aug 06 2023


Well, whip it good.
-- whatrock, Aug 07 2023


Send to Musk and Zuckerberg to use in their forthcoming mad cage fight.
-- xenzag, Aug 07 2023


Both of them making their next public appearances wearing an eye patch. I love it.
-- 21 Quest, Aug 07 2023



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