A sealed one-side-waxpaper bag containing shit from an animal of choice, and also something that ignites spontaneously upon contact with air. Perhaps some proprietary mixture could be devised, causing some small amount of kindling to catch fire, consequently torching the whole bag.

The result would be a flaming bag of shit which is deliverable remotely(you wouldn't have to drop and light it yourself).

Mail one to the RIAA's doorstep!
-- Crazy Bastard, Jan 20 2004

Crude idea, but it serves a purpose.
-- Baker^-1, Jan 20 2004


ahh, the geek's way to do pranks! +
-- benlevi7, Jan 20 2004


Idle hands are the devil's workshop.
-- Crazy Bastard, Jan 20 2004


Hmm...Some potassium and sodium perchlorate ought to do the trick.

I like the idea of a bag of shit that works like a light-stick - snap it, shake it and run like hell. A mix of sodium perchlorate/sugar in one compartment and sulfuric acid in the other would make a really nice spontaneous exothermic reaction.
-- Macwarrior, Feb 15 2004



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