Located at post offices, libraries, and, say, convenience stores, these machines would prompt you to open up and communicate with your mate in constructive, marriage-saving ways.
-- mrthingy, Aug 23 2000

"If your spouse just said something insensitive, press 1. If you just caught your spouse checking someone out, press 2. If your spouse is nagging you, press 3...."
-- centauri, Aug 23 2000


how I miss Dr. SBAITSO
-- absterge, Apr 25 2001



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