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Business: Prostitution
Automatic Condom Applicator Underpants   (-1)  [vote for, against]
As the erection grows the condom unrolls onto it.

These underpants have a cloth separator between the penis and testicles. A condom is placed inside this separate area, followed by the penis in a flaccid state. When the penis becomes erect, the base of the condom which is immobilized by a lubricated ridge, is held in place, and it unrolls as the penis engorges in size. The underpants are easily removed because the ridge doesn't prohibit motion in that direction, so you are ready to fuck population growth.
-- rcarty, Nov 15 2013

A different approach to a different problem Garter_20condoms
[normzone, Nov 15 2013]

Condom applicator underpants http://imgur.com/32zCCFT
[rcarty, Nov 16 2013, last modified Nov 28 2013]

And a little NSFW sketch for [normzone] and anyone like minded http://imgur.com/sJ2Ugw1
a little sketch I had in a binder [rcarty, Nov 16 2013]

Sock_20Donner shameless self&c [calum, Nov 16 2013]

You're either not getting enough recently, or you're getting far too much. For a competitive technology, please see link.
-- normzone, Nov 15 2013


Interesting wet suits are probably good sexual aides like exercise pants because of the extra firmness they provide, but still tight and skinlike. There should be a wetsuit with appropriate holes for sexual sexiness.
-- rcarty, Nov 15 2013


Remember Rule 34.
-- normzone, Nov 15 2013


More importantly, remember Rule One (As expounded by Lu Tze).
-- 8th of 7, Nov 15 2013


In my not entirely limited experience, the underpants are no longer a factor by the time the condom becomes involved...is there something I missed out on before I, ahem, hung up my cleats?
-- Alterother, Nov 15 2013


Well, unless you use the trick of staying flaccid to increase the chances of getting a blowjob or a handjob, in many cases the penis will be erect before pants removal. But if not, the unused condom is still inside these undies waiting to be put on by hand
-- rcarty, Nov 15 2013


//immobilised by a lubricated ridge// it's difficult to picture this working with those of us less endowed.

Could rather a mechanical trigger be incrporated in order to trip a mechanism to release the previoulsy expanded prophylactic once a pre-determined expansion had been achieved?
-- bhumphrys, Nov 16 2013


That's possible. Although, the way I imagine it, even a wee wee would still fit inside. These are quite tight fitting andd the penis and testicles are well sectioned off. Although, it's possible, to be absolutely certain, that an insert could be put in between the ridge of the "penis pocket" to make it more snug for wee wees. I'll prepare a diagram within a day's time.
-- rcarty, Nov 16 2013


Can't wait to see that.
-- Alterother, Nov 16 2013


You don't have to (link)
-- rcarty, Nov 16 2013


Truly astounding.
-- Alterother, Nov 16 2013



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