Place baby in ventilated iron ball and sleep soundly knowing you wont hurt your child during the night. Also good for kittens and puppies and medieval fares.
-- benfrost, Dec 13 2001

Bonsai Kittens http://www.bonsaikitten.com/
Bottles instead of cages, but could be similar. [Guncrazy, Dec 13 2001]

Urban Legends http://www.snopes.c...crusader/bonsai.asp
Bonsai kitten legend proved false! [37PiecesOf Flair, Apr 11 2005]

You've been saving these up, haven't you?
-- angel, Dec 13 2001


Also doubles as vegetable steamer (remove baby first).
-- st3f, Dec 13 2001


If you leave them in there, do they turn out similar to bonsai kittens?
-- Guncrazy, Dec 13 2001


Also doubles as baby steamer (add vegetables to taste).
-- angel, Dec 13 2001


This had me confused for a bit, but I think it must be if your baby is sharing the bed with you. (Or if you sleepwalk?)
-- pottedstu, Dec 13 2001


I don't think sleepwalking would affect an infant that sleeps with you. Sleepjumping-on-the-bed, however, is more likely to have an impact.
-- Guncrazy, Dec 13 2001



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