One elongated bagpipe, with one hundred players, fifty on each side. Each player would have his/her own section of the "pede" with left and right sided musicians ensuring that there was good symmetry, synchronisation and order to instrument management.
-- xenzag, Mar 19 2009

[-] It's bad enough without giving the chinese ideas.
-- bigsleep, Mar 19 2009


Bagpipes are annoying enough already [-].
-- eight_nine_tortoise, Mar 20 2009


A party pipe pede. I love it +
-- blissmiss, Mar 20 2009


Could be installed in buses, trains, tubes, and planes to allow everyone to play along as they travel (or perhaps you could play a special tune to signal to the driver that you intend to get off at the next stop) at the end of the journey, everyone's collected spit could be poured into a barrel marked "Danger - Cooties"
-- zen_tom, Mar 20 2009


So insanely dum i like it.
-- bluebeaversscrubbingourfloors, Mar 20 2009


The millipied piper.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Mar 20 2009


Mad, stupid, noisy... gets my vote [+]
-- up_on_cloud_nine, Mar 23 2009



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