Working your way down Bakery Street
Light in your head, and dead on your feet
After another crazy day
You bake the night away
And forget about everything
This silly website makes you feel so cool,
It’s got so many crazies but not enough fools
And it's taken you so long to find out you were wrong
When you thought you knew everything

You used to think that it was so easy
You used to say that it was so easy
But you're tryin', you're tryin' now
Another 2.5 and then you'd be happy
Just one more bun and then you'd be happy
And you're refreshin’, you’re refreshin’ again

Way down the street there's a light in this place
You peer through the door
He's got that look on his face
And he asks you your [username]
You tell him who you've been
And you talk about everything
He's got this dream, this getaway plan
He's gonna give up the bakery and the all night stands
And then he'll settle down
In some quiet little town
Where they don’t have broadband
But you know he'll always keep bakin'
You know he's never gonna stop bakin’
'Cause he's fallen
He's felt the bakery callin’
And when you pack up it's already mornin'
The sun is shining; it's already dawnin’
And you're goin’, you’re goin’ 2.5
-- UnaBubba, Dec 19 2007

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Is it improper of me to nominate my own brilliant contribution to the playlist? [globaltourniquet, Dec 19 2007]

Of course not [global] (Halfbaked)_20Halfbakeria
If anything, it's just good manners. [theleopard, Dec 23 2007]

Hiya, [UB]. When did you get back, then? I kinda missed you.
-- squeak, Dec 19 2007


About 48 hours ago, officially. I snuck around in the bushes, in a "fucking dis [custard]" disguise, for the week prior to that.
-- UnaBubba, Dec 19 2007


...and then dramatically whipped off the mask. "HaHAA!"
-- squeak, Dec 19 2007


Nah, I just whipped the skin off the [custard]. It screamed and moaned and said "NO!" a few times, but you could tell that it enjoyed it all.
-- UnaBubba, Dec 19 2007


By now it'll have to be next year. I'll email Sherlock.
-- wagster, Dec 19 2007


A saxophone-shaped bun for you [+].
-- acurafan07, Dec 19 2007


I still think we should do an album. I'd buy one, just for the fun factor.
-- UnaBubba, Dec 19 2007


Perchance an album that has a secret clock hid within, that rings with wind chymes on the hour, whilst an office kat screeches in the background, before exploding like a burnt out tire at dawn.
-- blissmiss, Dec 20 2007


Holy cow, [blissy], that's got a whiff of [AfroAssault] about it.
-- UnaBubba, Dec 20 2007


[wags], If you wish, let this be on the album. I would also recommend the excellent Halfbaked Halfeteria, by [theleopard].
-- UnaBubba, Dec 23 2007


Thanks [Unabubba]
-- theleopard, Dec 24 2007



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