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Other: Religion: Ritual
Baptismal whitewater log flume   (+9)  [vote for, against]
Lots of holy water splashes and fun.

Runs from the back of the church to the baptismal font/pool near the alter. Naturally the log is shaped like a blunted crucifix. Lots of holy water splashes and fun.
-- vfrackis, Jan 31 2011

All we need now is weddings. Theme_20park_20cemetery
[coprocephalous, Jan 31 2011]

And then, at the end of the ride, you are dumped out of the 'log' for a full immersion (Denominationally-dependent).
-- Alx_xlA, Jan 31 2011


...and you collect your photo (for an extra payment).
-- hippo, Jan 31 2011


All that volume of water isn't going to bless itself, you know - there'd have to be teams of priests on hand (carny-priests?). Or perhaps it could be homeopathetically blessed.
-- coprocephalous, Jan 31 2011


I wonder how much water a single priest can properly bless in a given sitting - And by extension, whether you can apply to any given religious practitioner a measure of blessings/volume/time; Such statistics gathered, an efficiency-minded administrator might be better placed to identify his most performant clergy and redeploy them to maximum effect.
-- zen_tom, Jan 31 2011


[+] I like it. Babies will need some duct tape to hold them in!
-- xandram, Jan 31 2011


If it's this much fun, I may have to suddenly find religion and get myself baptised.[+]
-- st3f, Nov 26 2016


// All that volume of water isn't going to bless itself, you know //

How much water can one priest bless at one go ? Is there an upper limit ?

Can an ordinary priest sanctify a whole tanker-full, or just a font ? Would that need a Bishop? For an entire reservoir, would it need the Pope ?
-- 8th of 7, Nov 26 2016



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