Its inner walls are made of cells of supple, elastic polyethylene with a velvety surface. Pour a cup of soapy water over you, push the start button, close your eyes and take a deep breath. The cells quickly fill with warm gel in varying proportions squeezing them into every crevice, crack and cranny and causing a peristaltic rub-a-dub-dub of your body.
For 15 seconds you’ll be squished about, forward, backward, right, left, up and down like a hapless Chihuahua astray in an eager embrace of obese lesbians. Rinse, towel off and take a glance at your blood pressure that has been measured while bathing.-- FarmerJohn, Nov 15 2004 Buckminster Fuller's shower http://www.wnet.org/bucky/bathroom.htmlAnother way to shower with only a cupfull of water. [hippo, Nov 15 2004] disturbingly hilarious.-- benfrost, Nov 15 2004 But if you didn't [oniony] you would have just come out and said so....-- DocBrown, Nov 15 2004 There are websites for this kind of thing. Apparantly.-- hippo, Nov 15 2004 There's an image I am *never* going to be able to remove from my mind. Damn you, [FarmerJohn], you are a menace to right-thinking, decent folks everywhere! +-- UnaBubba, Nov 16 2004 There are right-thinking, decent folks on the HB?-- shapu, Nov 16 2004 Man sneezes in peristaltic shower. Film at eleven.-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Nov 16 2004 I had a *very* disturbing night's sleep thanks to this idea.-- zen_tom, Nov 16 2004 Hmm....fat soapy lesbians wrestling a chihuahua...not an image I needed...-- Freefall, Nov 16 2004 Ugh. +-- Machiavelli, Nov 16 2004 <adds more water - tries to fit two people in it>-- Shz, Nov 16 2004 Is there room in there for another gerbil?-- UnaBubba, Nov 16 2004 Replace the obese lesbians with attractive, heterosexual ladies and the Chihuahua with me and....[+]-- wagster, Nov 16 2004 God, why am I thinking of tentacles right now?
Still, this has potential. Just won't be used by your target market :)-- Chrontius, Nov 16 2004 Contract rinse shower? Most people, including the Chinese, simply soak theirs. I swear by extended wear even under pressure.-- reensure, Nov 16 2004 must be how bubble gum feels when we're chewing it around our mouths-- miciah, Mar 06 2007 What's a Chihuahua ashtray?-- MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 06 2007 Still looking for those websites, [hippo].-- normzone, Mar 06 2007 //Contract rinse shower? Most people, including the Chinese, simply soak theirs. I swear by extended wear even under pressure//
What in the sam hill are you on about?-- squeak, Mar 08 2007 halfbakery