Four-color offset printed and embossed nasal mucus on each Kleenex to ensure inspection satisfaction after blowing, wiping or digging.
-- FarmerJohn, Apr 09 2004

Will each sheet have a different shaped booger imprint? This question goes into the my top ten personal list of questions I never thought I'd ask[btw].
-- cromagnon, Apr 09 2004


FJ, I have greatly admired your work in the past....
-- dentworth, Apr 09 2004


Some people think it's funny but...
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Apr 09 2004


Good grief, you let the kiddes play with your account ID?
-- DrCurry, Apr 09 2004


what will you putt on the toiletpaper version? please dont answer
-- xx, Apr 09 2004


[cromagnon] Yes, at least five different designs, and each sixth sheet would show blood spots to hamper over-usage.

[others] It’s awfully gross, but I am pretty well-rounded.
-- FarmerJohn, Apr 09 2004


With the imprints messing up the picture, how could I do my Rorschach test or tell the future after blowing? I would never know what state of mind I'm in or when its time to buy a lottery ticket.
-- kbecker, Apr 09 2004


I didn't know FJ could even have bad ideas....
-- futurebird, Apr 09 2004


Even FJ's worst is better than some.
-- dentworth, Nov 05 2004


here here. aaaaaaaaaaachoooooooooo! nice
-- etherman, Nov 05 2004



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