A mail-order service for roach eggs and/or nymphs.
Do with them what you will. My plan was to pour the eggs into the computer case of my arch-nemesis. I figure no matter what happens after that, I'll get a good laugh.
Note: Could be expanded to include spiders!-- phoenix, Feb 13 2002 Bag o' Australian Plague Locusts http://www.halfbake..._20Plague_20LocustsYum! [arghblah, Feb 13 2002, last modified Oct 05 2004] Cockroach egg cases cemented to circuitry eventually cause corrosion and failure.
I've been handed tape recorders with families of roaches in them with a "was working yesterday" claim. It is good excercise for the soul, resisting the temptation to bung the damn thing back into their face.-- neelandan, Feb 14 2002 "Cockroach egg cases cemented to circuitry eventually cause corrosion and failure." Which is exactly the point. Mmuuaahahahhahahahaha!-- phoenix, Feb 14 2002 The home delivery service could be called "Coach o' Roaches".-- pottedstu, Feb 14 2002 [Rods]: I often wondered what a cricket box was.-- angel, Feb 14 2002 In my university days, some joker let a thousand crickets loose in the hallways of the engineering building. Drove everyone up the walls for weeks. Good prank though.-- TBK, Dec 07 2002 Get your cockroach infested radio, toaster, or perhaps computer; put it in a plastic bag; stick it in the freezer for a few days. Take device out. Let warm out in warm air. Then again let condensed water evaporate.
In a few weeks, the dead bodies will dry up and the smell go away.
Problem solved.-- Great Satan, Jun 21 2003 (barf)
God almighty someone make this go away before I read it. (insect fear)-- snarfyguy, Jun 22 2003 halfbakery