(This idea came to me while half-asleep last night).

The front of many cars resembles a face, with the headlights as eyes and the radiator grille as the mouth.

So, this idea is to fix an outsized 'blow-out' (those paper things children get at parties - you blow into them and they unroll and make a noise) such that when activated (by the fan? - by exhaust gases? - I'm not sure) it sticks through the radiator grille and looks like the car is sticking its tongue out. Combined with the noise that blow-outs make this could replace the car horn.
-- hippo, Mar 24 2003

Red Nose day for Comic Relief http://www.rednoseday.com/
[po, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]

It might look like a large, extended, middle finger.
-- FarmerJohn, Mar 24 2003


I have been meaning to write about evil car headlights for a year or more now.

this would be nice for red-nose day in UK. charidee event - will find a link
-- po, Mar 24 2003


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-- phoenix, Mar 24 2003


<don't have time to draw . . . don't . . . have . . . time . . . must . . . resist . . . .  Aauugh!>
-- bristolz, Mar 24 2003


Destined for a top ten list. I didn't even finish reading the subtitle before I needed oxygen.

Actually useful in that it makes a great pressure gage.
-- RayfordSteele, Mar 24 2003


Toot
-- thumbwax, May 26 2003


It would be ESPECIALLY functional when you're stuck behind those old grannies in traffic.

Although, it would end the tradition of referring to cars as feminine objects.

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-- joker_of_the_deck, May 26 2003



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