Nicotine is highly toxic to cats.

Sadly, lacking an opposable thumb, it is very hard to get them to start smoking; both matches and lighters are beyond their abilities.

Nil desperandum. Technology offers an answer, in the form of the new BorgCo Cat Vaper. Using components from a standard "electronic cigarette", plus other off-the-shelf devices, all you need to do is to fill it with the cat-food flavoured liquid and charge the battery, then leave it in a place that cats frequent.

When kitty approaches the box, it proceeds to emit a cloud of fine mist with an attractive odour, encouraging said feline to inhale deeply, and sucking a hopefully lethal dose of nicotine into its respiratory tract.

All that's then necessary is to dispose of the mortal remains ...
-- 8th of 7, Jul 10 2017

"cat-food flavoured"? Why not catnip-flavored?
-- Vernon, Jul 16 2017


//Nicotine is highly toxic to cats.//

Huh? A lot of cats purr in the laps of smokers. Maybe evolution has already defeated you.
-- wjt, Jul 16 2017


Smoke rises, unfortunately.
-- 8th of 7, Jul 16 2017


Perhaps BorgCo could bundle this product with the ever- useful "Cat Trebuchet" for the aforementioned kitty mortal remains? Bun [+]
-- Grogster, Jul 16 2017



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