Chicken Little shrugged into the breastplate, before slipping his fine, roosterly head into the helmet.
At last, he was ready. He stepped outside and paraded boldly across the busy road, safe in the knowledge his armour would protect him. He could feel his powerful thighs growing stronger every time he walked anywhere whilst wearing his shiny, steel suit.
Once on the other side, he realised that the only chink, so to speak, was now the neck section. Chicken Little wondered how he could make it light enough to wear yet strong enough to resist a blow from an axe.-- UnaBubba, Nov 06 2009 Duck Armour http://fxb.worth100...53997/medieval-duckEasily adaptable to chickens. [DrBob, Nov 06 2009] Minimal Cover http://fx.worth1000...1795/armored-chicksFor the youngsters. [DrBob, Nov 06 2009] Rooster strutting about, resplendent in mediaeval armour http://www.mceran-a...rtfolio_chicken.htm [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Nov 07 2009] Hmmm - not sure what this is about... It's arguably preferable though to what I thought the idea behind the misread title of this idea was ("Chicken Amour").-- hippo, Nov 06 2009 This idea Finks.-- Jinbish, Nov 06 2009 The sky is calling! The sky is calling!
Some people believe they are what they appear to be. Others believe they are defined by what they appear not to be. Chicken Little will soon have some poultry band of followers.-- UnaBubba, Nov 06 2009 wonder what KFC will make of this (also, what medication UB is on these days :) )-- po, Nov 06 2009 Don't forget to include a shoulder-mounted protective yolk.-- theleopard, Nov 06 2009 Would this be classed as a Shell Suit ?
// what medication UB is on these days //
Intravenous Chablis, by the sound of it.-- 8th of 7, Nov 06 2009 //misread title of this idea was ("Chicken Amour").// or even chic in armour...-- xenzag, Nov 06 2009 I like the idea of roosters strutting about, resplendent in mediaeval armour.-- UnaBubba, Nov 06 2009 I'm not convinced that armour would help a chicken cross the road. A jet pack might be a bit more practical as a survival technique ...-- Aristotle, Nov 07 2009 Voting by proxy here, for all the vegetarians in the world, we have to save the chicken. SAVE the chicken.-- blissmiss, Nov 07 2009 Bill Clinton: I did not cross the road to have sex with THAT CHICKEN.-- UnaBubba, Nov 07 2009 //I like the idea of roosters strutting about, resplendent in mediaeval armour.//
Ubie, if I were ever going to worry about anything, that would come somewhere on my list.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Nov 07 2009 Not as bad as the three metre tall Walnut Whips with tentacles, though.......-- 8th of 7, Nov 07 2009 That link [2fries], that link. Hahahahahhhaa______-- blissmiss, Nov 07 2009 halfbakery