Product: Christmas Decoration
Christmas tableaux   (+4)  [vote for, against]
Be a little different

During December, many householders display- along with other decorations- a "nativity" scene. These are, unsurprisingly, formulaic and predictable, and snow is usually depicteded.

Why not be different this year?

Now available from BorgCo, a selection of beautifully designed and crafted winter scenes, complete with lifelike* figures of humans and animals, which will be a talking point at any festive get-together.

Choose from:

Napoleon's Retreat from Moscow
Balaklava
Flanders, 1914
Stalingrad

Others are in development.

The deluxe version includes a genuine mechanical musical box that plays a tune appropriate to the event portrayed.

*Or in most cases, deathlike.
-- 8th of 7, Dec 03 2017

Napoleon's Retreat from Moscow: An infographic. https://www.edwardtufte.com/tufte/posters
Edward Tufte describes Minard's infographic of Napoleon's Russian campaign of 1812 as "probably the best statistical graphic ever drawn" [zen_tom, Dec 04 2017]

Which one of those has the sausage roll in the manger?
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 03 2017


That would be the one where the music box plays Greggorian Chant. ..
-- 8th of 7, Dec 03 2017


A Siberian gulag makes a lovely festive scene to decorate the inside of your fridge's ice box. +
-- xenzag, Dec 03 2017


Ah, another sale. Excellent. We accept all major credit cards.
-- 8th of 7, Dec 03 2017


// sausage roll in the manger? //

Oh, wait, it might be Pret-a-manger ... do they do sausage rolls ?
-- 8th of 7, Dec 03 2017


Washing their socks by night, presumably ...
-- 8th of 7, Dec 04 2017


There would also be a group of men with behavioural and developmental disorders caused by trisomy of the male sex chromosome - the 3-Ys men.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 04 2017


Perhaps a movie scene from 'The Thing' or 'The Shining' might be particularly festive, or something of Stalag Luft 3? Ooh, I know... the Day After Tomorrow...
-- RayfordSteele, Dec 04 2017


Oh no, not that. Please, please, not that ... if you tried to make a Day After Tomorrow tableau, everything you built would just fall straight through the plot holes ...

Why not just make a sub-zero version of U-571, and watch it sink without trace ?
-- 8th of 7, Dec 04 2017



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