Are you tired of having people climbing over you on their way back to their seats while at the cinema? Come to SJ Box only cinema. Only private boxes, designed to seat 2, 4, and 10 persons in air conditioned comfort, on the finest leather seating surfaces. Large boxes come complete with private attendant. Just like your own home theater with 40 foot screen, (oh, tickets attract a premium price)
-- senatorjam, Feb 24 2003

NICE! I love it (+)
-- reap, Feb 24 2003


Where's the minibar?
-- skinflaps, Feb 24 2003


Added feature: prominent advertising of the benefits and luxury of Boxes so you can lord it over the Proles in the stalls.
-- 8th of 7, Feb 24 2003



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