Useful for scratching back, face, whatever... also, if properly weighted, useful for maintaining social distance.
-- FlyingToaster, Mar 25 2020

Silver is intrinsically biocidal. Very appropriate. [+]
-- 8th of 7, Mar 25 2020


Not so good against werewolves, though.
-- 8th of 7, Mar 25 2020


Because of fine detail, isn't it going to be a bit grippy for quick repeated zombie function?

The spike, may be a blurred view historic thing, really isn't a good label. I imagine the glycoprotein globular end shape would lend more to a massaging action.
-- wjt, Mar 25 2020


If the antigen sites have fractal-engraved surfaces, they should be rough enough for the desired mild dermal abrasion.

It needs to be about half a metre long, and solid silver to give plenty of momentum in the strike - a one-hit-one-kill skull fracturing tool.

No good against plate armour, mind, but that's hardly an issue.

So, good against werewolves, zombies, and irritating itches. Can it have an anti-vampire feature? Folds out into a crucifix, sprays holy water or garlic essence ?
-- 8th of 7, Mar 25 2020


^ well, no 'cuz then it would be a whatsis : catholic holy water flinger thingy.
-- FlyingToaster, Mar 26 2020


Aspergillum.
-- 8th of 7, Mar 26 2020


gesundheit.
-- FlyingToaster, Mar 26 2020


Thankyou.
-- 8th of 7, Mar 26 2020



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