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Science: Health: Stupidity
Coronavirus Zorb™   (+8)  [vote for, against]
Scary

A Zorb™, decorated and painted to look like a giant coronavirus.

Intended to be propelled through public spaces like malls, shopping centres and streets, roaring and growling and bellowing "HUMANS ! HUMANS ! MUHWHAHAHAHAHAHA ! I'M COMING TO KILL YOU ALL ! HAHAHAHAHAHA !" and scattering self-propelled hamster-ball-sized progeny behind it.

The populace will flee in terror.

Hilarity ensues.
-- 8th of 7, Mar 20 2020

Basil the Rat http://tviv.org/Faw...owers/Basil_the_Rat
Classic ... [8th of 7, Mar 21 2020]

Ironically, the rider inside his plastic bubble is protected from corona virus.
-- Cuit_au_Four, Mar 21 2020


Yes, it's beautifully symmetric, isn't it ?
-- 8th of 7, Mar 21 2020


You're an interesting bunch of guys, [8th].

Like it [+].
-- whatrock, Mar 21 2020


Not just "interesting" ... we offer an amazing benefits package, too. Care to join ? Guaranteed NO setup charges, NO annual subscription ...
-- 8th of 7, Mar 21 2020


Can't stop laughing. Although we probably should throw a hamster inside just for shits and giggles.
-- blissmiss, Mar 21 2020


A rat would be more threatening ...

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You could get a tame, harmless white rat, and dip it in brown (Rattus norvegicus) or black (Rattus rattus) hair dye - altho the pink eyes would give it away if you got close. Not that most people are going to want to get close ...
-- 8th of 7, Mar 21 2020


Can the protrusions, on compression, spray disinfectant? Scary and fun but with purpose.
-- wjt, Mar 22 2020



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