Product: Sex Toy
Crazy Schlong Man Suit   (+7, -7)  [vote for, against]
Tensile body suit with electrostimulatory synthetic penii on the main joints.

palms
forehead
chin
elbows
knees
top of the feet
heels
shoulder blades
stegasaurus spine

If only for a good halloween costume. :)
-- daseva, Sep 12 2009

http://20.media.tum...eOaVDdfbbo1_500.jpg Do you really want to click on that? [tatterdemalion, Sep 13 2009]

Sold in a "His and Hers" pack with the accompanying "Crazy P- - wait whyamirespondingtothis? [-]
-- DrWorm, Sep 12 2009


I'm giving a bun because I'm sure someone would buy it, but do you think you could motorize the penii so they expand and contract in a soothingly hypnotic manner?
-- Eggplant, Sep 12 2009


That is a viable setting. So is the one where the extensions coordinate with the degree of excitation of your own penis/vagina.
-- daseva, Sep 12 2009


What would the Vagina do? Start excreting fishy juices?
-- Eggplant, Sep 12 2009


Spent much time in 2nd life lately?
-- jutta, Sep 13 2009


This sounds like a load of balls.
-- Ian Tindale, Sep 13 2009


EWwwwwwwwwwwwwwww tatterdemalion, a major ewwwwwwwwwww!!!
-- blissmiss, Sep 13 2009


Jesus wept, [tatters], that's just wrong!
-- UnaBubba, Sep 13 2009


He's got a double chin.
-- Ian Tindale, Sep 13 2009


Doctor: "I'm afraid you have a bad case of genitalia, Mr Daseva."
-- UnaBubba, Sep 14 2009


Oh jeez, is that a fallacy or a phallusy?
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Sep 14 2009



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