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Business: Cubicle
Cubicle Crenelations   (+20, -1)  [vote for, against]
Because an Englishman's cubicle is his castle

My office cubicle should be adorned with a nice strip of rigid card, cut into crenelations. Hopefully this will deter marauding trainees intent on stealing away my paperclips.
-- moomintroll, Feb 29 2008

A mote http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sensor_node
As opposed to a moat. [Jinbish, Feb 29 2008]

Licensed to build http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crenellation
[coprocephalous, Feb 29 2008]

someone has already made one! http://www.shootonl..._1467acea03e711.jpg
[xandram, Feb 29 2008]

Computer rage http://www.youtube....watch?v=algWjS2yiyE
[david_scothern, Mar 01 2008]

Could be Used in COnjunction With This Mouse_20Mace
Selfless shame promotion... [lostdog, Mar 03 2008]

You could put a line of cups with water all around and call it a mote.
-- zeno, Feb 29 2008


Desktop Ramparts - nice!
-- Jinbish, Feb 29 2008


And a flag, waving in the breeze from my desk fan.
-- hippo, Feb 29 2008


I believe it would be possible to fashion a trebuchet from a long-arm stapler and some biros carefully cellotaped together to form a frame.

This should further help repel any trainee hordes intent on sacking your cubicle.
-- zen_tom, Feb 29 2008


You still have to apply for permission to crenellate.
//You could put a line of cups with water all around and call it a mote// Only if it was a very small line of cups. sp. "moat"
-- coprocephalous, Feb 29 2008


Drill holes in the cubicle facade and release boiling coffee.
-- skinflaps, Feb 29 2008


Get two halves of coconuts and bang 'em together.
-- ConsulFlaminicus, Feb 29 2008


Hire in a hooker to sit on your desk all day. Introduce her as Maid Marion.
-- ConsulFlaminicus, Feb 29 2008


Wear your chastity belt to work. Outside your leggings.
-- ConsulFlaminicus, Feb 29 2008


Are we being silly yet?
-- ConsulFlaminicus, Feb 29 2008


Yoooo son of a silly pairsonn.
-- moomintroll, Feb 29 2008


you made *me* laugh!
-- po, Feb 29 2008


[zen_tom]: I have an onager built from lolly sticks and rubber bands on my desk. I don't think a trebuchet would be that much more difficult.
-- Srimech, Feb 29 2008


++_++_++_++_Love it!
-- xandram, Feb 29 2008


[Heaves the cauldron of burning oil over the ramparts.]
-- DrCurry, Feb 29 2008


Perhaps if we build a giant cardboard badger ..... ?
-- 8th of 7, Mar 01 2008


I just wallop 'em with my keyboard... (link)
-- david_scothern, Mar 01 2008


An evil laugh comes to the marauder's ears from above...'you incompetent knave, do you really think i would leave my clips unattended?'...too bad most cubicles don't have roofs; hard to install some good murder-holes without 'em. :(
-- drummac88, Mar 03 2008


Man the battlements, here comes The Permanent Assurance Company.
-- marklar, Mar 03 2008


Mount the Cubicle Hoardings! Start the microwave popcorn! Sharpen your letter openers!
-- elhigh, Mar 03 2008


We shall defend our Cube-icle ..... Resistance is Futile .... we shall assimilate your stapler, hole punch and fancy feature-phone ..... all your base are belong to us .....
-- 8th of 7, Mar 03 2008


I've never really understood this cubicle business. What are they in for, and why are they given so many privileges?
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 03 2008


My cubicle is actually made of very large sofa cushions.
-- elhigh, Mar 06 2008


//My cubicle is actually made of very large sofa cushions//
And do the nice people in white coats make you wear a special suit with long sleeves?
-- coprocephalous, Mar 06 2008


//My cubicle is actually made of very large sofa cushions.//

I had one of those, but then my mum made me put them back.
-- moomintroll, Mar 06 2008



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