A fluffy bunny with razors glued under it fur at points where a person is most likely to pick it up, released into a populous area.
An nigh unstoppable evil, since few people would kill a bunny, at least not in front of a crowd.
Since I'm not so evil, I would train the bunny to stay away from children.-- notmarkflynn, Feb 27 2006 Danger Mouse http://www.dangermouse.orgHe's the strongest, he's the quickest, he's the best! [Jinbish, Feb 27 2006] This is one of the worst ideas here. http://www.halfbake..._20the_20HalfbakeryIt's at #21 as of this link's establishment. [notmarkflynn, Apr 04 2006] Hmmm, razorback seems a strange name for a rabbit, can I pet him?-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Feb 27 2006 for what purpose exactly?-- po, Feb 27 2006 Release wild caltrop bunnies into the countryside to take out unwary motorists. [-]-- coprocephalous, Feb 27 2006 -- Dub, Feb 27 2006 Oh Danger Bunny, the blades, the blades are shining
From ear to ear, and down the other side
The strokes are gone, and all the strokers are dying
'Tis me, 'tis me must go and you must bide.
But on your back when bunnies' in the meadow
Or when t'scithes' hushed...
and bright-red with warm fresh blood
'Tis I'll be here in bunshine or in fishbone
Oh Danger Bunny, oh D.B., I loathe you so.
And if I come, when all the Flopsies are a-dying
And You are dead, as dead You may well be
I'll come and find the place where You are lying
And kneel and say [pa've] and take a pee.
And You shall hear, how soft I tread above thee
And all your dreams will cool and darken be
If I'll not fail to tell thee that I loathe you
You'll simply rot in peace until I come to thee.
You'll rot in peace until I come to thee.-- Dub, Feb 27 2006 Never thought that anything at all could make Danny Boy a worthwhile song, but that's really rather splendid, Dub.-- spinglespangle, Feb 27 2006 // strongly suspect that this is one of your 'autoboner trap' ideas// Hey, it caught fourteen of 'em.-- coprocephalous, Feb 27 2006 That was the sweetest anno song ever. I am honored.-- notmarkflynn, Feb 27 2006 What can I say? I was inspired by the bunny.
(Pokes index finger into bunny skull, and thumb and middle finger into where the bunny arms were, and makes a fetching glove puppet - ala Sooty and Sweep) - [thank Si for the image]-- Dub, Feb 27 2006 Perhaps this could be marketed as a Greenpeace style defense mechanism, whereby all the poor snared bunnies cut themselves free by wiggling around.-- Shz, Feb 27 2006 You don't seem to realize that the poor bunny would slice itself to bits if it tried to move.
Have a very sharp-edged fishbone. Don't cut yourself. Or, rather, don't cut the bunny.-- DesertFox, Feb 27 2006 Looks like the Auto-bunner's been.-- Dub, Feb 28 2006 And it's not mark flynn.-- DesertFox, Feb 28 2006 dammit [Dub] now no-one's gonna want to delete this. Inspired.-- neilp, Feb 28 2006 I must say, I hate the idea of an auto-bunner as much as I hate the idea of an auto-boner.-- notmarkflynn, Mar 01 2006 I voted for this because I thought it was funny. Also, it is in public: evil: animal, so I evaluated it on that basis.-- calum, Mar 01 2006 So it was [calum] all along. Interesting. I'm voting [-], regardless of the category for the same reason as [DF]-- hidden truths, Mar 01 2006 But the bunny wouldn't cut itself. The blades are facing out ward. Why would I want an evil animal that just kills itself? That's just a depressing animal.-- notmarkflynn, Mar 01 2006 nmf, bunnies really don't equate with cutting instruments - this is a no no!-- po, Mar 01 2006 That's why all my lackeys are either simians or rabbits. Fewer problems in that department.-- notmarkflynn, Mar 02 2006 here ya go [big sleep]Blood spills from the ha-re and blood it quickly falls and the buns that someone gives you Don't do anything at all It's Just Malice and it's ten feet tall
And if you go petting rabbits and you know you're going to fall Tell 'em a hooka smoking caterpillar has given you the gall justs Malice!.........-- Zimmy, Mar 02 2006 +. Getting closer to Duracel Bunny explosives-- spiritualized, Mar 02 2006 Would that be an explosion that doesn't stop?-- notmarkflynn, Mar 03 2006 This would be a terrible blow for Trix advertising.
[Dub], can I put your song on my profile?-- jellydoughnut, Mar 03 2006 'course you can, mate! :) I...I'd be honoured. Published at last!-- Dub, Mar 13 2006 What Jinbish said.-- DrBob, Mar 13 2006 //I would train the bunny to stay away from children //
Yeah, because many children wouldn't hesitate to murder a bunny. Trust me, I know. Of course, they probably wouldn't go FMA and eat it, but they would cut off the feet and sell the blades to emos. Speaking of which, said bunnies would be kidnapped by emos all the time for pets.-- Shadow Phoenix, Sep 29 2007 random, halfbakery