Pee in a scaled down version of the thermal exhaust port used to destroy the Death Star.
The flush should synchronise with an adjacent TV screen showing a brief clip of the Death Star exploding.-- hidden truths, Jan 02 2009 Video clip http://uk.youtube.c...PFs&feature=relatedFrom about the 29 second mark. [hidden truths, Jan 02 2009] how it should have ended http://uk.youtube.c...watch?v=PjpaKcloXno [jaksplat, Jan 02 2009, last modified Jan 04 2009] urinals of the world http://www.2spare.com/item_91339.aspx [jaksplat, Jan 04 2009] I like it.
This design should drastically reduce splashback over the current design, which must have been drafted by an evil woman who wants men to get their pants wet.
Just don't make the opening too small, for sanitation reasons (and probably Freudian too).-- Spacecoyote, Jan 03 2009 X wing fighter strap on?-- ricchris, Jan 03 2009 Why couldn't other themes be used on urinals. Why not a face of a hated public figure eg. Bush, Hitler or has this one already been done. Or could you not pee into a mockup of a beautiful ladies celebs mouth - or is that waaayyy too kinky!!!!-- NumboJumbo, Jan 04 2009 Good lord. Numbo, have you just come on or off medication?-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 04 2009 'Cause if you haven't, you probably need to...-- up_on_cloud_nine, Jan 04 2009 Of course, if infected with Schistosomiasis, you could always say: " Use the force Fluke!"-- 4whom, Jan 04 2009 halfbakery