It's a supermarket for combined shopping and dancing. Everyone get down and boogie. Dancing is mandatory, being cool in the deli is where it's at, and just check out the checkout, man!

Non-dancers are welcome to use other retail outlets elsewhere.
-- Ian Tindale, Jun 07 2005

Supermarket - The Musical http://web.archive....20-_20The_20Musical
Partially redundant with a deceased idea by someone called Rod [hippo, Jun 07 2005]

A-E-I-O-U http://www.lyricspl...0149934&type=lyrics
[hippo, Jun 07 2005]

Why stop at disco? Rock'n'roll department stores, jive grocery markets, swing bottle shops, salsa boutiques...

Put on your leather soled shoes or circle skirt and dance your cash away in style, baby.
-- Detly, Jun 07 2005


[+] Just for the amusing visual. :) Bring on the mirror-ball barcode scanner!
-- Adze, Jun 07 2005


With rollerskates?
-- DrBob, Jun 07 2005


Can someone direct me to the pogo stick dep't?
-- skinflaps, Jun 07 2005


Sing "B.O.G.O.F" to the tune of "A-E-I-O-U" (by Freez - see link).
-- hippo, Jun 07 2005


<oblig>CCCCCc Chive talking</oblig>
-- neilp, Jun 07 2005


Funky!
-- hidden truths, Jun 13 2005



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