A group of unattractive people are made super-hot through the magic of the extreme makeover. Then they are stuck together in some godforsaken hellhole, such as Illinois or Belgium. Next, a Survivor-like competition ensues. When one is voted off, a surgical team restores them to their former ugliness. The winner gets to retain their new beauty.
-- mrthingy, Apr 29 2004

I was gonna give you a bun, but I live in Illinois, and it's not a godforsaken hellhole.
-- yabba do yabba dabba, Apr 29 2004


Cruel, but no more than usual.
-- ldischler, Apr 29 2004


<Cruel, but no more than usual. -ldischler>

Well, participation would be voluntary, obviously.
-- mrthingy, Apr 29 2004


One goes swimming through the gunk pond, the new nose falls off. When a crocodile bites one, a left breast bursts and flattens.As another one flies through the air on a vine rope the newly emplanted hair flies into the air and keeps on flying. That is one rts I would actually ...no, probably still wouldn't watch it.
-- dentworth, Apr 29 2004


<but I live in Illinois, and it's not a godforsaken hellhole.> I merely meant in comparison with just about anywhere else. That's all.
-- mrthingy, Apr 29 2004


...And that means good television! Let's combine McGyver and Elimidate while we're at it. You got my vote.
-- justaguy, Apr 30 2004


McGyver and the A team imagine what they would make from the contents of one barn.

as for the actual idea it would suck and spawn the even more suck worthy celebrity special version.
-- engineer1, Apr 30 2004


Celebrity MXC!
-- yabba do yabba dabba, Apr 30 2004


Hmm... McGyver vs. the A Team in a special celebrity Junkyard Wars/Scrapheap Challenge.
-- justaguy, Apr 30 2004


Verrrrrryyyyy innnterrrresssstinnnggg.
-- DesertFox, Apr 30 2004


Queer Guy for the Extreme Makeover Survivor Island Idol
-- hippo, Apr 30 2004



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