Our dog hates baths in clean, warm water with special doggie shampoo but will leap enthusiatically into any cold muddy puddle he comes across.
So have an efficient low-foam dog cleansing product that looked and smelled (to the dog) pretty much like mud but still smelled OK to humans.
Fill a sink, bath or paddling pool with cold water. Tip in "MudBath". Stir. Open door and let eager dog bath itself ......
Non sequitur - where does baby oil come from ? Where do they get the babies ?-- 8th of 7, Jun 13 2002 sequitur - You don't know where babies come from?-- beauxeault, Jun 13 2002 Make a rinseless version of this and kids'll use it.-- reensure, Jun 13 2002 halfbakery