We have a number of large, lazy goldfish in the tank in our office. Their indolence is amazing, as they swim slowly about, distended bellies dragging on the bottom.

The FFF Tank is what they need. With variable speed filter return flow rates, ranging from Placid Stream to Roaring Mountain Cataract, you can now ensure your goldfish are fit and healthy. They will effectively become the elite athletes of the decorative fish world.

Coming soon, a range of tanks simulating the world's most arduous salmon spawning runs, so Sparky gets a real workout... a sort of Iditacod. Also available, the Uphill Salmon, err, Slalom.
-- UnaBubba, Nov 06 2009

http://s68.photobuc...l&imgAnch=imgAnch21 [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Nov 06 2009]

http://www.themudskipper.org/ [Ian Tindale, Nov 07 2009]

A wave tank for sharks http://www.thelouisianawavestudio.com/
"Wave, you're on camera" [skinflaps, Nov 07 2009]

Iditacod?
-- Jinbish, Nov 06 2009


Thank you. Missed that one.
-- UnaBubba, Nov 06 2009


[+] Anything to bring more variety to life.
-- wjt, Nov 06 2009


Trying to figure out how to do this for my fish. The Spiny Eels will love it. They're a fast water species.
-- UnaBubba, Nov 06 2009


Put a few budgies and gerbils in the tank with them. [ssplink]
They'll stay fit.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Nov 06 2009


I think your budgerigars need SCUBA gear, [2fries].
-- UnaBubba, Nov 06 2009


A personal trainer heron will keep them on their pectorals.
-- AbsintheWithoutLeave, Nov 06 2009


I resolved this problem by placing a couple of books under one end of the tank... Now my fish have to swim uphill!
-- MikeOliver, Nov 06 2009


I used to just kneel down and make really awful faces at them and then scream. Worked for me. But then...remember...Sparky died.
-- blissmiss, Nov 06 2009


<moment of silence>
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Nov 06 2009


Mudskippers could be used as the coach, and to aspire to - "c'mon, if I can do it, you can do it".
-- Ian Tindale, Nov 07 2009


A little of Sparky lives on with all of us, [blissy]. Did Dustin ever try to eat him?
-- UnaBubba, Nov 08 2009



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