The pen dispenses napalm instead of ink. When youve written your manifesto on the side of the courthouse, subway car, or whatever, use the self-contained igniter and whoomph, your words burn brilliantly for a moment before theyre indelibly burned into the surface.-- ldischler, Sep 27 2003 Cai Guo-Qiang http://www.asiasoci...-cai_guo-qiang.html...draws pictures using gunpowder, so I guess napalm could probably be made to work. [DrCurry, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004] Gunpowder Picture http://www2.artnet....itoi/itoi5-17-4.asp [DrCurry, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004] Can I have my pen back? Charlene said. I fished in my purse for it, then found it in my pocket. It had leaked napalm all over. I reeked of it. She took the pen, examining it closely, frowning. She shook it. Dang it, pluter, its empty, what you been doing? I smiled, pointing to the big letters burned into the stone of the Arc de Triumph. We were sitting in the shadow of it at one of those Parisian street-side tables. She twisted her neck to look. PLUTERDAY WERE HERE Ah, I see you made yourself plural. I looked again, and felt suddenly heavy. My mind whirled, making up excuses It was late, I was dizzy, ditzy, drunk, jetlagged... they ran through my brain, wagging their little tails, but the real reason was...I was stupid. This time there was no escaping it. -- pluterday, Sep 27 2003 Don't forget to light your 'i' dots.-- waugsqueke, Sep 27 2003 Heh. Avoid straw bale structures.-- Tiger Lily, Sep 27 2003 More dramatic than writing your name in the snow.-- UnaBubba, Nov 06 2003 Could turn nasty if you have a pen-chewing habit. And smoke BOOOOOM-- megauk, Nov 06 2003 How hot does napalm burn?-- Detly, Nov 06 2003 i would have WAY too much fun with this!!! ++-- babyhawk, Nov 07 2003 :-)-- DesertFox, May 21 2004 halfbakery