Briefs with a small, flexible Fresnel lens sown into the front.
p.s. The suggestion of this idea is not to be taken as an assumption that the author needs such an item.-- Cedar Park, May 04 2003 works for me http://www.onr.com/user/steveh/cods.htmIf you laugh at me, I'll take mine off and beat you with it. [ato_de, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004] The problem here is that there needs to be some separation before there can be magnification.-- pluterday, May 04 2003 if what [pluter] says is true, would a cricket box help?
//author need such an item// suppresses snigger.-- po, May 04 2003 I'm under the weather today and needed the courage of many simultaneous cold remedies to post such an idea.-- Cedar Park, May 04 2003 damn good idea though <snigger>-- po, May 04 2003 [po]: Stop sniggering! (sulks and walks away)-- Cedar Park, May 04 2003 You'll be able to see the "lighthouse" from miles away.-- UnaBubba, May 05 2003 I'll shut up, I don't want a slap in the face with a cold fish <g>-- po, May 05 2003 If there's ever another King Dick, maybe he'll have one.-- thumbwax, May 05 2003 [ack]: The drugs weren't for this particular porpoise. In retrospect, I'm surprised my spelling and grammar were correct.-- Cedar Park, May 05 2003 [pluterday] Not entirely true. One can achieve significant magnification with almost no separation. (less than 1 mm separation)-- morpheus, May 06 2003 Didn't we do this before, in the form of a bra? By the way, is the correct spelling fresnel or frensel?-- fogfreak, May 06 2003 Fresnel-- UnaBubba, May 06 2003 How about Compound fresnel men's briefs? This would give you the appearance of a possessing a multiplicity of big dicks.-- aredant, May 08 2003 //possessing a multiplicity of big dicks//
I once had a disturbing dream involving a baker's dozen at my hips... Perhaps I shouldn't have told anyone that.-- ye_river_xiv, Mar 04 2007 I Say, I Say, I Say!. I once knew a man who had 5 penises.-- gnomethang, Mar 04 2007 That's a load of bollocks.-- Ian Tindale, Mar 04 2007 How about flesh coloured briefs with a photo of a very large member on (and a tail on the back)-- marklar, Mar 04 2007 //The problem here is that there needs to be some separation before there can be magnification//
How about a fibre-bundle magnifier? I am slightly bluffing here because I'm not quite sure what I'm talking about, *but* I believe it is possible to have a fibreoptic bundle which fans out to enlarge the image, and can do so over a very short distance.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 04 2007 You would probably want to avoid going outside in sunny weather, or you might burn your most sentitive area.-- Loris, Mar 04 2007 Loris: too late.-- MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 04 2007 If you can't dazzle them with your equipment, baffle them with your shorts?-- nuclear hobo, Mar 04 2007 halfbakery