for watermelons-- simonj, Jul 01 2010 Watermelon Slicer http://www.instruct.../Watermelon-Slicer/Crude prototype you can make yourself. [jurist, Jul 02 2010] Melon and Pineapple Slicer http://www.kitchenk...neapple-slicer.htmlSlightly more elegant and effective solution to the task, though less resemblance to an egg-slicer. [jurist, Jul 02 2010] Egg Slicer - Mona Hatoum http://www.national...a%20Hatoum&submit=1[Size: 104.00 x 117.50 x 93.00 cm] [hippo, Jul 02 2010] Awesome! +-- csea, Jul 02 2010 I thought this was going to be for ostrich eggs or something like that...-- Cedar Park, Jul 02 2010 With suitable velocity I'll bet you could slice a boneless chicken as well. Bun! [+] (All apologies to the chicken)-- Grogster, Jul 02 2010 You beat me to it Hippo.-- xenzag, Jul 02 2010 You're a Mona Hatoum fan too?-- hippo, Jul 02 2010 Of course. Some pieces a bit "obvious", but otherwise great.-- xenzag, Jul 02 2010 What about the seeds ?-- 8th of 7, Jul 02 2010 Silly. Boneless chicken doesn't have seeds.-- Cedar Park, Jul 03 2010 What [csea] said. + HELL YES!-- blissmiss, Jul 03 2010 This is a ripoff of my micro watermelon slicer for eggs.-- doctorremulac3, Jul 03 2010 What is a watermelon but the egg of the watermelon plant? I'm willing to entertain ovary.
Perhaps a testicle of sorts with the soil being the endometrium, to complete the analogy.-- rcarty, Jul 03 2010 random, halfbakery