Shave head. Coat top of head with a thin layer of glue, leaving a few small patches uncoated. Dip head in sand. Glue a few small pebbles here and there on your scalp. As hair grows through the areas with no glue/sand, trim it into the shapes of your favorite desert vegetation. Enjoy your dry, sandy Hair Desert. Makes a great habitat for small lizards.
-- PotatoStew, Aug 06 2001

Like these [baked] ideas? http://www.bodyscapes.com/
Is this the guy Peter? [UnaBubba, Aug 06 2001, last modified Oct 21 2004]

I'm sure there's a joke about Gobi-Wan Kenobi, but I can't think of it.
-- angel, Aug 06 2001


are tarantulas permitted instead of lizards?
-- Susen, Aug 06 2001


Susen: Only if you post photos of the results. :)

PeterSealy: So what you're saying is that this guy (or his models) would shave their heads, glue sand to their scalps, and then go about their day-to-day business?
-- PotatoStew, Aug 06 2001


I think I've seen the things that Peter is talking about...Someone with a scythe trimming a woman's pubic fur, or a couple of palm trees and a guy on a camel standing on a dune that's a woman's hip and side...
-- StarChaser, Aug 06 2001


For a bit of real vegetation, could you glue soil or peat to the appropriate bits, and grow cress?

When you're tired of that look you could trim it onto your salad.
-- Kaggo, Aug 25 2001


Be neat to have police horses nibbling on your head.
-- UnaBubba, Aug 25 2001


As long as we're talking environmentally themed hairstyles, this one beats the "hair icecap" idea anyday.
-- gastronaut, Jun 09 2002


Bald people can add a Tillandsia of their choice..
-- UnaBubba, Jan 24 2003



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