Sport: Tug of War
Hair Tug of War   (+5, -1)  [vote for, against]
Who needs those glistening biceps?

Hair tug of war is exactly that. Each team member has his or her hair secured to a ring in the middle, over the pool of slime. Tug of war commences. This would be best for a Fear Factor type show, to allow closeups of grimaces.
-- bungston, Mar 07 2005

(?) Get this guy... http://altura.speed...roducts/8798313.jpg
(it was the only image I could find) [k_sra, Mar 08 2005]

Would this be aired on a pubic broadcasting network?
-- FarmerJohn, Mar 07 2005


Makes me think of ear tug of war. A part of eskimo olympics. A string around my ear and your ear. We pull, it hurts. Great sport.
-- zeno, Mar 07 2005


Interesting use of the definite article along with "pool of slime" as if a pool of slime is a required and traditional part of a tug o war event.
-- calum, Mar 07 2005


Discrimanatory against bald people!

+, btw
-- DesertFox, Mar 08 2005


OW!
-- Chickenbreadthe1st, Jun 30 2005


would i go bald?
-- mike743, Jun 30 2005


Depends on your opponent.
-- bungston, Jun 30 2005



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