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HalfBaker Emoticon   (+20)  [vote for, against]
Like a Masonic handshake, and yet somehow strangely not.

An emoticon which indicates that the user is a Halfbaker.

Can be tagged onto or embedded in normal messages to discreetly indicate to the recipient that the sender is a 'Baker without being overly self-promoting.

May promote real world kinship between Bakers, or more likely even more virulent off-Bakery flame wars.

The emoticon should net unduly differ from existing emoticons and should somehow convey the fishbone/croissant duality.

:$? is offered as a starting point, the $ representing the fishbone and the "?" the croissant"

It is recognized that this idea may be construed as a "call-for-list" but this is not the intention.

[marked-for-amendment- subject-to-annotations]
-- 8th of 7, Oct 28 2009

HB favicon http://www.halfbakery.com/favicon.ico
Just to remind you about the ico. [Jinbish, Oct 28 2009]

A bunch of fish emoticons http://www.muller-g....com/noturning.html
[MisterQED, Oct 28 2009]

West Ham http://www.westhamf....uk/forum/index.php
I don't actually know anything about the football, just to debias the whole Totters thing - sheesh. [zen_tom, Oct 29 2009]

Leyton Orient http://www.leytonor...orum.asp?FORUM_ID=1
Further debiasment [zen_tom, Oct 29 2009]

I really like this idea for some reason []
-- wagster, Oct 28 2009


WTF :$?
-- coprocephalous, Oct 28 2009


I'm proud to be one of you nut cases. I'd show it off with glee [+]
-- blissmiss, Oct 28 2009


I like this as I have often wondered if I had run into Bakers on different sites under different user names.

I'd suggest [:+-], as it includes the [] of names the ":" of a standard emoticon and the "+-" of bone and bun, and it looks like a face. The downside is it may be in use somewhere, but Google didn't find it.

[:+-]
-- MisterQED, Oct 28 2009


Plus it looks like a lego man, and legos are the building block of the world.
-- blissmiss, Oct 28 2009


Isn't that the internationally recognised emoticon for people who only have half a face?
-- theleopard, Oct 28 2009


Thanks, [Jinbish], but something that can be represented in crude ASCII symbols is needed.
-- 8th of 7, Oct 28 2009


G# ?

the "G" as the croissant and the "#" as a crunched piscine skeleton... there has to be something in Unicode that can get much closer, though.

@# - though the @ is more a 'danish' thing

C#

#)

[@#] <--- I like, but it begs questions.
-- FlyingToaster, Oct 28 2009


Yep, I understand [8th], just pointing out, that's all.
-- Jinbish, Oct 28 2009


I went with [] as the square brackets denote almost all hb specific stuff, but [:+-] is cleverer and cuter. It's also a little impractical and inefficient if you have to type it fast, so it brings some of the spirit of the bakery along with it.
-- wagster, Oct 28 2009


[C#]
-- daseva, Oct 28 2009


!:o(

I think I just invented the emoticon for a comb-over. The new international symbol for a tragically bad idea. That's got to be worth something, right?
-- DrBob, Oct 28 2009


ø (alt o on a mac) looks like a mini saturn
-- xenzag, Oct 28 2009


hah, love the comb over!
-- po, Oct 28 2009


Are you trying to get one over on me, Ian?
-- wagster, Oct 28 2009


I've been absent from this place for about a year. I drifted away into the murky world of football (soccer) forums.

Good god. I've been a pedant trapped in a straight-jacket & one of those ball things that those people put in their mouths. You know.

To paraphrase the majority, it's been to much too take.

Early on, I foolishly suggested a correction to someone's diction/grammar/spelling (I can't remember which), and I was shot down in flames. It's like being back in school when I was picked on because I was bright. I had to dumb down then, and I'm having to dumb down now. For fuck's sake. What a load of bollocks. So I think I might come back, if that's OK with you. If you've never heard of me but still don't object, that's cool too.

Anyway...

I was on the aforementioned football forum, and in response to a witty comment, someone congratulated the poster with the single word 'Croissant'. I had no emoticon to call upon, so I had to ask straight out 'Are you a 'baker?' I had no reply from him, but another user then revealed themselves. So in theory, there are at least three 'bakers on the Tottenham Hotspur 606 message board, which I think is pretty impressive coverage. I'd always felt the HB was a niche, and it always will be. But maybe now it's a very large niche.

So in short (sorry, I'm totally wired right now and a little bit chatty), I think it's a very good idea.

+
-- jtp, Oct 28 2009


Welcome back. Beer's in the fridge.
-- wagster, Oct 28 2009


[:+-] gets me going. How about its ugly twin [:-+]
-- pocmloc, Oct 28 2009


Cheers Wags. It's going to be hard to stop using acronyms though LOL
-- jtp, Oct 28 2009


With regard to this idea, I think [+] is the most logical emoticon, if it's not taken.
-- jtp, Oct 28 2009


Hmmm.

"C" has much merit for representing a croissant ....

Given the HalfBakery's sideways view of reality, how about something like

C-B

A sort of backwards smuiley ?

C means croissant, B means bone, and it's back to front.

Also it seems to be winking ....

// trapped in a straight-jacket & one of those ball things that those people put in their mouths. You know. //

Where was this ? Was it expensive ? Did it hurt, or did you have to pay extra for that ?
-- 8th of 7, Oct 28 2009


Actually, the more I think about it, the more I think it has to be over-complicated.

><((((º>

The artwork above is, as far as I know, copyright of [UnaBubba] and I don't apologise for stealing it in order to highlight the over-complicated beauty of it. It certainly has my vote. Even if that means I have to tape it to my screen as a reminder.
-- jtp, Oct 28 2009


How about just "D" ?
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 28 2009


actually.5HB is pretty commonly used here. When one hb'er went to another sight and used it in his name I knew what it meant. edit: oops its not an emoticon, sorry
-- dentworth, Oct 28 2009


// ><((((º> //

Naah, that's rubbish. <º))))>< , now that would be good.
-- 8th of 7, Oct 28 2009


8th, it's people like you who should be running the country.

I salute your um...
-- jtp, Oct 28 2009


yes?
-- Jinbish, Oct 28 2009


I liked the fish, but it is far from unique, see link. The HB is nothing if not unique. Also it is mildly religious. So I'm still voting for [:+-]
-- MisterQED, Oct 28 2009


I thought he was calling me, but in a dyslexic manner.
-- jtp, Oct 28 2009


[jtp], I'm on the Spurs 606 an' all. Not seen any croissants mind. Will leave them around from now on.
-- theleopard, Oct 28 2009


// I've been a pedant trapped//
//it's been to much too take.//

You're back in the HB and among friends. Now let your pedant free!
sp. times two/to/too.
-- Jinbish, Oct 28 2009


If they come back with a big wooden cross and some nails, start running. Public opinion is so fickle.

//people like you who should be running the country. //

Soon, we will be. Resistance is Futile.
-- 8th of 7, Oct 29 2009


As if a West Ham fan could have the imagination or wit to be a halfbaker. Shame on you [zen_tom]. I know you live East, but that's not an excuse.
-- theleopard, Oct 29 2009


//running the country//
//we will be//

Perhaps - more chance of that than seeing them just run. (Think about it, teleporting notwithstanding, when was the last time you saw a Borg move any faster than a sloth with a limp? It might be an inexorable, inevitable, doom-bringing shamble - but it's not going to win any Olympic medals)
-- Jinbish, Oct 29 2009


They're just Daleks who climb stairs.
-- wagster, Oct 29 2009


Come over here and say that..... you want to make something of it ? Eh ? Eh ?

// it's not going to win any Olympic medals //

<Mexican>

"Meedaals ? Hwe doan' need no steenking Meedaals !"

</Mexican>
-- 8th of 7, Oct 29 2009


//combover//

!:)

hahahaha. I'm gonna use that one. Good HB analogy too.
-- FlyingToaster, Oct 29 2009


+ they are all so good +
-- xandram, Oct 29 2009


The suspense is killing me. I think I'll check back in later when you all have settled on the damn thing.

[+]

Oh, and I vote on the combover.
-- MikeD, Oct 29 2009


I like [:+-] although I would have to admit that my need for a Halfbakery emoticon is pretty limited.
-- kaz, Oct 29 2009


I think it needs to be something much more discrete... I'd vote for a special version of a universal typeface like Helvetica (that only Halfbakers can download) and has something like one single letter e on each page of text become "filled in".
-- xenzag, Oct 29 2009


Disctrete, as in a single, different letter 'e' ; and discreet, as in only one hidden among many.
-- Jinbish, Oct 29 2009


I would like to hear jutta's input. (And Hi there [jtp], welcome back. Now get that football outta your ear and stop leaving us for so long and get back to baking.)
-- blissmiss, Oct 29 2009


<Reverent silence>

<Assembled Neophytes wait patiently with eyes downcast for She Who Must Be Obeyed to pronounce>
-- 8th of 7, Oct 29 2009


It's a bit like a smiling guy with a big nose and lines on his forehead:
[MfD]
-- Ling, Oct 30 2009


Is there a real world equivalent of this, such as a bun or bone lapel pin?
-- pocmloc, Oct 30 2009


What is this "real world" of which you speak ?
-- 8th of 7, Oct 30 2009


I was referring to the rest of the internet, beyond halfbakery.com - my apologies, I won't do it again.
-- pocmloc, Oct 30 2009


Please, keep your personal problems out of the HB, OK ?
-- 8th of 7, Oct 30 2009


><((((-> zzZ    Sleepy
><((((×>  Drunk
><((((O>  Baby eyed
><((((~>  Chortle
><((((³>  Smug
><(((8>  Looking at it sideways
><((((ß>  Looking through rose coloured glasses
><((((%>  Confused
><((((.>  Looking it up
><((((+>  Slightly under the influence
><((((O.>  Really?
><((((¸>  Drunken stupor
><((((»>  Intense
><((((ò>  Slightly miffed
><((((ð>  Really miffed

Apologies to UB for defacing his fish.
-- Ling, Oct 31 2009



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