Computer:
Hover Computer   (+18, -3)  [vote for, against]
Because you can.

Tired of heavy, immobile computers? Solve all of your computer mobility problems with the new HoverCase. The patented HoverCase design replaces the conventional bottom of a PC case with powerful fans that suck out the heat from your computer and use it to inflate a hover skirt below its bulky frame allowing total mobility and smooth gliding action.

The HoverCase corporation assumes no responsibility for accidents caused by activating case on raised worksurface.
-- harderthanjesus, May 25 2006

There is no such force as suction! http://www.avweb.co...irman/183261-1.html
[nihilo, May 26 2006]

Yay.
-- skinflaps, May 25 2006


Hmmm, wireless networking, built in UPS, swivel chair with wheels...
-- Shz, May 25 2006


make it street-legal.
-- tcarson, May 25 2006


I don't know. With my luck, I'd have my computer follow me around gliding on air. Then I'd walk into a Starbucks and order a coffee; turn around; and step on my computer.

This would have two hilarious/disasterous effects. 1, the leg I'm standing on would rapidly accelerate while inducing a nasty fall; and 2, my computer would rapidly accelerate and likely finally come to rest in several pieces.
-- pathetic, May 25 2006


Can I have a hoverchair?
-- kuupuuluu, May 25 2006


Of course, just sit on your computer. Better than wheels any day.
-- GutPunchLullabies, May 25 2006


//Can I have a hoverchair?// That's just ridiculous.

What's next the computer hat? ...dries your hair after a shower?

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-- silverstormer, May 25 2006


//What's next the computer hat? ...dries your hair after a shower?//

Just turn the computer on its side.
-- shapu, May 25 2006


Computers that follow you around?
-- DesertFox, May 25 2006


//Computers that follow you around?//

A dalek?
-- skinflaps, May 25 2006


An Aibo?
-- shapu, May 25 2006


Mine would need dog avoidance sensors.
-- wagster, May 25 2006


//Mine would need dog avoidance sensors// Make it look like a bath or a vet.
-- silverstormer, May 25 2006


Get Michael J Fox to advertise it, by riding it down the street. He's light enough.
-- UnaBubba, May 25 2006


What powers it?
-- BJS, May 26 2006


The heat and air draught from the CPU fan/s
-- UnaBubba, May 26 2006


CPU fans cannot produce a sufficient amount of thrust to cause the computer to hover, and the computer would have to be plugged in, to power the fans, eliminating its portability feature.
-- BJS, May 26 2006


You obviously aren't using big enough CPU fans or a big enough UPS.
-- wagster, May 26 2006


// powerful fans that suck out the heat from your computer //

This idea is [magic] because, as my 7th grade science teacher explained: "there is no such force as suction".
-- nihilo, May 26 2006


Well, if there isn't, it should jolly well be invented then.
-- Ian Tindale, May 26 2006


Quiet! Don't tell all those hovercrafts that they're running on magic! Disastrous consequences will befall us.
-- harderthanjesus, May 26 2006


//This idea is [magic] because, as my 7th grade science teacher explained: "there is no such force as suction"//

Very true, suction is infact a result of a pressure gradient. However [harderthanjesus] didn't mention suction being a force.

Hovercrafts, hoovers, vaccuum formers, hydraulics and pneumatics all exert or induce a suction of some kind - no one refers to any of these devices as 'utilising a pressure gradient.'

I would still like a hoverchair please :)
-- kuupuuluu, May 26 2006


You can STILL sit on the hovercomputer.
-- GutPunchLullabies, May 26 2006


Vibration isn't good for the little hard-drives and other parts inside.

In fact, vibration is a common stress test to accellerate aging to failure in reliability tests.

OK, enough taking too seriously.[+]
-- sophocles, May 26 2006



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