The Husband Beater™ is essentally a full-length Tshirt that has cigarette burns, coffee stains, and it has a few small rips from previous domestic disputes. It comes complete with a rolling pin, large pink hair rollers, and a carton of cigarettes. The next time the ol' "Battle Axe" comes down on you, reward her with her very own Husband Beater™ dressup kit!-- Jscotty, Sep 22 2006 cartoon violence used to be OK http://www.lil-abner.com/mammy.html [xandram, Sep 22 2006] Husband beater shirt http://www.cheezus....h/order_husband.cfm [fearlessatmosphere, Sep 22 2006] Husband beater shirt http://www.shopinpr...m/dartohavfuns.html [fearlessatmosphere, Sep 22 2006] Although I don't condone violence, I think this is funny. I'm sure it's not funny to those who have domestic problems, but this is the halfbakery, so I'm not passing judgement on real-life situations. (I feel the need to defend my bun, so I offer the explanation.)-- xandram, Sep 22 2006 Is this really an idea for something new, or just a marketing ploy?-- Noexit, Sep 22 2006 Can it be both?-- Jscotty, Sep 22 2006 Baked.-- fearlessatmosphere, Sep 22 2006 Why did 6 people vote for this? This is not at all funny.-- Zimmy, Sep 22 2006 I think it is funny, but the product is on the market. Hell, I think I may own a husband beater myself.-- fearlessatmosphere, Sep 23 2006 switch the terms, danger lurks. The beast within, Vile, absurd. catch a ride, barefoot on cold escalator - going down. What a pretty soul - though toothless frown.
[marked-for-deletion] cruelty.-- Zimmy, Sep 23 2006 Man, if she ain't a husband beater before you give her the shirt, she sure will be afterward. Nice knowing you.-- elhigh, Nov 01 2006 If I were to seriously propose a product for men to use to beat their wives, I would be all but kicked out of HB. Domestic violence is not funny. The concept that domestic violence against men is funny is as wrong as the concept that beating up black people is funny. [marked-for-deletion] cruelty-- Voice, May 15 2008 there's a type of undergarment commonly called a "wife-beater"; it's a sleeveless t-shirt.-- FlyingToaster, May 15 2008 Yes, and the phrase "wife beater" is wrong too. I mostly object to the inclusion of a rolling pin.-- Voice, May 15 2008 won't argue that.-- FlyingToaster, May 15 2008 How about egg beater?-- Ling, May 15 2008 As long as there's the complimentary sperm beater!-- daseva, May 15 2008 Two years ago I didn't bun or bone. Upon further review I think these would go like hotcakes for bridal showers and bachelorette parties.-- Noexit, May 16 2008 halfbakery