Limbo is a fun game with one very simple rule pass under the limbo stick without touching it.
Unfortunately, this game almost always rewards shortness, not bend-over-backwards flexibility and balance.
To correct this bias, I propose a limbo machine which takes the players height into consideration. These days, limbo machines use harmless lasers instead of the traditional bamboo stick. I do not know much about lasers, but these beams can probably determine the participants height at some marked point before he/she bends backwards to pass under the limbo laser.
Mechanics of the non-discriminatory laser limbo machine:
1. Machine computes bendiness ratio of each participant.
Bendiness ratio = Height at which participant touched the limbo stick/Height of participant
2. The participant with the lowest % wins.-- pyggy potamus, Nov 27 2007 World Record Limbo? http://www.i-am-bor...k.cfm?link_id=25573Flipping heck. [imaginality, Nov 28 2007] Yeah big plus. Take away short people's only advantage in life.-- globaltourniquet, Nov 27 2007 /only advantage in life/
What about fitting into aeroplanes, achieving a low centre of gravity when go-karting, presenting a small frontal area when cycling into a head wind, purchasing pants that don't need to be cinched up to about 50% of their as-manufactured waistline, not hitting their head on things, appearing buff on television and in film, being able to sleep comfortably in a standard bed, being able to travel comfortably in less-developed countries, appearing 'well-endowed' on television and in film...
I could go on.-- Texticle, Nov 27 2007 yay! \o/ my very first bun, thank you thank you :)
//I could go on.//
i'll go on for you.............they can also sit on santa's lap till they're 200 years old.-- pyggy potamus, Nov 27 2007 This would discriminate greatly in favor of persons with very short legs but very long torsos and heads.-- bungston, Nov 27 2007 //very short legs but very long torsos and heads//
we'll ban mr potatohead and mr peanut from playing this game-- pyggy potamus, Nov 28 2007 Haven't you seen pictures of those statues of limbo-champions all over Easter Island?-- lurch, Nov 28 2007 You'll have your jobs cut out to beat this guy (link), whatever way you sway the rules.-- imaginality, Nov 28 2007 random, halfbakery