Jehovah's witnesses strap girl scout cookies in case the conversion doesn't go well.

If they're going door to door anyway, they might even try selling insurance.

Anything to fill the coffers right?
-- Blumster, Feb 14 2005

Jehovah's Witness Delivery Jehovah_27s_20Witness_20Delivery
Another JW functional mashup [waugsqueke, Feb 14 2005]

This idea makes me even more uncomfortable than a fourteen year old in a suit explaining that the world is only 4,000 years old and fossils were buried by satan to confuse the unbelievers.
-- wagster, Feb 14 2005


I'm thinking March of Dimes/Seven day inventist would be a good one too.
-- Blumster, Feb 14 2005


Greetings, (sizes up adversary) sinner, saaaaaay, would you like some sinfully delicious bickies/cookies?
-- thumbwax, Feb 14 2005


proffers sugar lump to wax...

pats on head!<waits response - email preferably>
-- po, Feb 14 2005


A fourteen year old in a suit, with a strap-on girl guide? Eeeeww.

I do like the idea of JW insurance. Presumably there would be some exclusions on the policy?
-- UnaBubba, Feb 14 2005


Jehovah's Witness Protection Program: door-to-door bouncers.
-- FarmerJohn, Feb 14 2005


Uh-oh, Amish Witness Protection Program clashes with Jehovah's Witness Protection Program. John Book vs Ezekiel Abednego.
-- UnaBubba, Feb 14 2005


I'm thinking bag men too maybe. That way the mob could collect on Sundays.
-- Blumster, Feb 14 2005


Alternately, Jehovah Scouts could light the bushes in your front yard, with just two sticks, and a curse.
-- UnaBubba, Feb 14 2005


That's funnier than a left handed spoon.
-- reensure, Feb 14 2005


Yeah, [thumb], where have you been?
-- Pericles, Feb 15 2005


Yeah, only if they have a thumb print on em...
-- blissmiss, Feb 15 2005



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