A computer that teaches the meanings of some computer terms to people who are slightly slow at grasping them...

To open a window - you wind down a car window that is covering the screen...

If the computer crashes - the ropes it is suspended by swing it into the wall...

When you press the eject button - the CD shoots out of the top of the computer leaving a trail of smoke (think ejector seat) and then slowly floats down to the ground...

To burn a CD - we see smoke and flames pouring out of the cd drive...

(This poor idea is just in computer - someone please help me find it a loving subcategory)
-- RobertKidney, Jan 05 2002

OpenVMS Help,Documentation,Links http://wwwvms.mppmu.mpg.de/vmsdoc/
I don't know jack about OpenVMS, but my fondest memory of VAX/VMS 5.4 is the online help and usually even command strings being in English. [LoriZ, Jan 05 2002, last modified Oct 05 2004]

nobody say anything about opening a widow pleese
-- po, Jan 05 2002


could have happened to anyone - I blame the keyboard...
-- RobertKidney, Jan 05 2002


Up for grabs:
Boot
Defrag
Mount
Cut
Paste
Point
Click
Log on
Log off
-- phoenix, Jan 05 2002


Book: the computer grows arms and picks itself up onto the desk.

Mount: it nails the drive to a wall

Cut: lasers cut the text off of the monitor.

Past: the glass is glued on again

Point: you point.

Click: a group of wannabe's from the local high school enter the room.

Log on: A log falls onto the computer and you carve your name is.

Log off: you push the log off.
-- ironfroggy, Jan 05 2002


Defrag: all the keys fall off the keyboard, and are rearranged in alphabetical order.
-- friendlyfire, Oct 21 2002



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