Having spent my early years as a masseuse, I began to get tired of the same old percussive moves, and began to examine novel techniques.

Inspired by an early spud gun, I rigged a vertical array of PVC tubing above my massage table. A large manifold connected this tube array to a hopper of crushed ice. With a willing client, I would first dip my hands in hot scented oil and spread it sensually over her back and buttocks. Pushing a button with my knee sent a momentary blast of compressed air thru the hopper, and a sudden sharp blast of ice pummeled her expectant skin. Then, quickly, more hot oil.

I called this the Squealer, after the general reaction of my clients.
-- pluterday, May 08 2003

Worldgineer's melting ice ammo... http://www.ilovebacon.com/043002/g.shtml
[pluterday, Oct 21 2004]

Ha ha ha ha ha (+) Brilliant!
-- silverstormer, May 08 2003


[pluter], are you serious?
-- k_sra, May 08 2003


Would make a good episode of CSI (Crime Scene Investigation - a TV show here in the states). Melting ammo, removing all trace of existance.
-- Worldgineer, May 08 2003


Ice ammo wouldn't be terribly effective, since ice weighs less than 1/12 what lead does.
-- supercat, May 08 2003


Use heavy water ice.
-- bristolz, May 08 2003


...or special magic ice.
-- silverstormer, May 08 2003


What about bullets made of crystallized salt or sugar? Dissolves, and is found commonly in the body.
-- fogfreak, May 08 2003


Hard candy bullets! Exploding hard candy bullets, filled with potassium chloride. Deadly and undetectable!
-- pluterday, May 08 2003



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