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Old Guy/New Wife Prostesis for Loin Action   (+2, -2)  [vote for, against]
How to do it,...

Regardless of former physical status, writer, god, designer, inventor,

Say : NAME : 'EYE NO. MI-RIGHTS'

a personal entitity reclaims lost fame and glory, and desperately wants the richness of family life with offspring, a colourfull/white picket fence around a vast lawn, a cow, a horse and some sheep.

The prostesis interconnects loin muscles and glands of the decomposing body, to former splendor and happiness,

satisfying Bonny Many-A-Lass, the local strip joint waitress/dancer/'shop'-keeper, to a level of her thoughtfull consideration of yielding yet another embryo.

Not a gene modifier, but a contraption that connects genes of many times between, object to possible a will of an oil-baron, or 'burger-king/Mogul'.
-- sirau, Oct 22 2012

not sure I'm with you on this (thank goodness)
-- po, Oct 22 2012


Prostesis = Prosthetic Prostate
-- hippo, Oct 22 2012


//This user account was destroyed in a disk crash in October 2004.//

Some things, when they're gone, it's best they just stay gone.
-- lurch, Oct 22 2012


I'm guessing that this is a problem that exists in the heads of the people who do not have it.
-- WcW, Oct 22 2012


It's the 'decomposing body' element which adds that essential touch of extreme paraphilia.
-- Phrontistery, Oct 23 2012


So, um, Viagra for zombies?
-- RayfordSteele, Oct 23 2012


Hey, c'mon [beanangel]—one account per person, not per personality.
-- ytk, Oct 23 2012


Interesting; this Idea is not what I expected from the title, nor is it what I hoped it wouldn't be. I think the fact that it is sheer gibberish takes a sideline to this phenomena of titular-anticipation athematism.
-- Alterother, Oct 23 2012


//this Idea is not what I expected from the title//

How do you know?
-- ytk, Oct 23 2012


Well, I didn't expect the incomprehesible rambling of an obvious lunatic, but in retrospect I probably should have.

After all, it takes one to know one (semicolon right-hand parenthesis).
-- Alterother, Oct 23 2012


This makes perfect sense to me.

Hang on - what am I drinking here?
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 23 2012


What color is it? If it's a lurid green, it's either absinthe or antifreeze. Either way, you might as well keep drinking.
-- ytk, Oct 23 2012


Is "lurid" brighter than "sickly"?
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 23 2012


Sickly is more a tone than a shade.
-- Alterother, Oct 23 2012


[ytk] made me laugh very loud and hard on this one. Keep this shit idea forever, just to read those annos. HA!
-- blissmiss, Oct 23 2012


Seconded.
-- Alterother, Oct 23 2012



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